Chocolate Martha Stewart

Name given to Kent’ae Van London, CLP, AAMS, GNSA a United Kingdom born, Southern California/Washington state resident specializing in floral arrangements and interior design creations for his note-worthy ability to channel unorthodox color concepts while inspiring out-of-the-box creative ingenuity.

"Did you view that gorgeous living room concept? It looks like the Chocolate Martha Stewart strikes again!"

by Live-N-Learn May 14, 2025

Chocolate Martha Stewart

The moniker "chocolate Martha Stewart" was gifted to Kent’ae Van London some 20 years ago within the early 2000's. For the unaware, Kent’ae Van London, CLP, AAMS, GNSA is a London, United Kingdom born, Southern California and Washington state resident who was reared within the Southern states of Mississippi, Alabama and Louisiana. Despite being an activist, entrepreneur and advocate for affordable and senior housing, and standing up for the rights of unhoused individuals and underrepresented minorities, Kent’ae is fluent in 3 languages (English, Spanish and Choctaw) and possesses Harvard School of Law accreditation in "Contract Law," yet his truest passions are interior design and his continued productions of multiple weekly floral arrangements. Kent’ae Van London, CLP, AAMS, GNSA is the owner and Principal of The Van London Collection, officed out of the Meydenbauer Bay inlet of Bellevue, Washington and given Kent’ae's experience and passion coupled by his beguiling personal alongside his charisma, uniqueness, nerve and God-given talent, he has been branded the rightful moniker, "the Chocolate Martha Stewart."

"Oh, my word. I just viewed Kent’ae Van London's recent holiday display. It's breathtaking and the colors are so vibrant. It's no wonder they call Kent’ae the chocolate Martha Stewart!"

"Have any of you viewed Kent’ae Van London's latest interior design collection? Martha Stewart would be proud to have him as a son! I can totally see why they call him "the Chocolate Martha Stewart!"

by Kevalo May 25, 2025

Martha Washington

a hip, hip, hip hip lady...

"Martha Washington was a hip, hip, hip hip lady..."

by josephtacos December 29, 2022

Martha

The most popular girl ,funny, loveable and hot usually has a lot of friends and is very enviable

That girl is so cool she must she must be called Martha

by Chillvibezz January 2, 2023

Martha Stewart effect

What is the 'Martha Stewart' effect?

When a popular figure, celebrity, or even President of the United States, is criminally charged -

resulting in

an instant VALIDATION and IDENTIFCATION

The criminal charges, and/or jail time - fails to impeed the star. Instead it enriches the star to an entire new level of fame, money, and like-ability.

the criminal charges didn't hurt trump, they helped him..by reaching a brand new demographic of voters.. we are seeing the Martha Stewart effect in action.

by benmadley777 August 28, 2023

Martha Bell

The Complete Opposite Of Cool

Mate That's A Very Martha Bell Thing To Do

by LemonFanta September 3, 2023

Martha-nize

Verb. The action of pelting someone with ignorant questions for days and weeks until the incompetence fueling the question asking results in emotional or mental distress to the individual being accosted. Martha-nizing is equal to figuratively euthanizing the

subject’s will to live.

“This bitch done asked me how to send an email for the 12th time this week. I’m too drained to come back to work tomorrow from how she’s attempting to Martha-nize me on the daily. Please give my eulogy”

by TaggartRailCEO September 6, 2023