mailcoholic

a person who is excessively addicted to receiving and sending mail.

She waited all morning to get the mail, she's such a mailcoholic.

by Kevin Kusreau January 3, 2007

Maeloism

A lie.

"hey stop telling Maeloisms"

by Ratchet 77 March 8, 2013

maido

It's like a normal maid but need's one less vector to be drawn (2D>3D), meaning it's more efficient performance-wise (and also prettier and hotter).

Mom: Have you finished cleaning your room?
Me: No mom, but my maido will do it once I finish her route!

by Traqueia Vistosa May 24, 2017

maili

a person who loves spaghetti more than pizza and loves pat more than pat loves her

“dude she’s maili so obviously she loves pat more than pat could ever love her”

by theittybittytittycommity July 17, 2019

Mailaif

The way a person who speaks spanish would in their native language say “my life”.

“Carlita is the love of Mailaif”

by Daddy Toñito August 2, 2021

Maidot

Maidot is so funny and can make you laugh. She is very beautiful and kind. Everyone loves her especially Olivia and Keira and Kiwi and Livvya. She is so kind never let her go

person1: Wow i'm lucky to have her!
person2: Ofc she is Maidot

by KIWIYAAAAAAAA December 14, 2021

Mailbox

Evil entities.

Lust for blood and pain.

You really think your mailbox is innocent? It isn't. Mailboxes are part of one big conspiracy. Mailboxes are evil. How many hours a day do you watch your mailbox? When you're not watching it their master plan progresses. You know that one weird sound you heard last night? It wasn't your neighbor. It was your mailbox finding it's way into your house. Now you know. Enjoy the time we have left on this earth before the mailboxes take over.

My mailbox was trying to kill me last night.

by Jefftheengineer January 23, 2022