mail tears

you don't know how to spell don't you

John is an idiot he search mail tears instead of male tears

by Chaos1_p March 3, 2022

FLunk Mail

Positive propaganda for the re-presenting of the ideal objects of desire. Comes in a range of sizes – small-medium to extra large and ribbed. Received without prior consent via mail, airmail, courier, personal exchange, drone, etc

1. Did you receive your fortnightly Flunk Mail?
2. Yes. It was terrible, but I have lost my registered Flunk mail disposal receptacle.
3. Here, avail yourself of mine. I don't even feel compelled to read my fortnightly Flunk mail now that I have replaced my letter box with my registered Flunk mail disposal receptacle.

by Karen_Eliot October 12, 2016

Chain mail

No it is not real

It is used to scare people

Send this to ten girl or karma starts now

This is real it happened to my freind

Don’t believe chain mail

by Dancer_1 March 26, 2020

Junk Mail

An emailed photo of genetalia

1.Got some Junk Mail from that guy I gave my number to last night. Not bad.
2. Ew, I thought that guy was normal but there was some Junk Mail from him on my phone this morning! What a creep!
3. Girl sent me some pics, ohhhh! I got a vajj jukebox up in my phone!

by Tjbf55 July 21, 2014

diarrhe-mail

A repeated deluge of correspondence (usually unimportant) sent via e-mail by someone who cannot control the urge to burden associates with information they improperly deem important.

Baron: "Damn! Eddie Munster is wearing me out with his diarrhe-mail. That's the fifth piece of crap he's sent in the last half-hour."

by ernest.smith February 28, 2011

Move the mail

To crap; to poop; to drop a deuce. A verb meaning to take a shit.

I poop regularly, but my wife needs eat fiber to help her move the mail each morning.

by West Coast Urbanite April 17, 2022

mail truck

A truck that delivers mail to your house

Here comes the Mail Truck!

by jacie handler May 5, 2018