E.m.f.s

Emfs is End My Fucking Suffering.

Gert- Hey carl E.M.F.S
Carl- No

by Jolly hugs May 27, 2018

E.M.U

Eat my uvula.
An intense surgery where a Dr. puts a small dog in your throat to eat your uvula

Dr: im sorry sir; you are geting E.M.U ed
Patient: o shit no! (screams in pain)

by ppman720 July 16, 2018

E.M.A

E.M.A is the abbreviation for “eat my ass”. Primarily used when texting

Bro1: E.M.A

Bro2: hell nah

by Midgemon September 12, 2018

E.M.O

Eat me out

“Hey Elijah do you want to e.m.o ??” “Yeah sure thing come over”

by Jigglewirh May 24, 2019

e m a

Eat my ass

Maggy e m a Bitch

by Hop off June 13, 2019

E.M.A.O.S.T.F.U.

Eat my ass or shut the fuck up

Jehovah’s Witness: hey i just wanted to give you this flier and talk to you abou-

You: E.M.A.O.S.T.F.U.

by take me to new york November 12, 2019

e.m.p.u.m.l.s

Eat my pussy until my legs shake

Bae I want you to e.m.p.u.m.l.s

by Samrii November 3, 2019