Jordan ly

Jordan Ly is the hottest Vietnamese man ever. He is beautiful and has long hair and is a masculine gentleman. He gets all the hoes and fucks mad bitches. His mom tells him what to do and he says fuck no you do it. He pulls over cops because he’s a real mf. His legs are always tweaking and he makes out with his siblings.

Bro you acting like a Jordan Ly rn

by Mexicankid909 March 30, 2023

Floor lying-down

The way to relax. Do it. Just do it.

“I be on the floor lying-down during an existential crisis”

by xioriz June 3, 2024

lying tit

1. An insult received when one is being a douchebag or has been caught confabulating.

2. the flattened shape natural male or female breasts make when their owner is lying on their back

"You've been cheating on me this whole time...you lying tit!"

"Wow, I was a double D but now that I'm lying down, I'm like an A minus!"

"No worries, that's just your lying tits"

by sheenaleena February 6, 2010

National Lying Day

You can lie about anything

Nick: Are you the one who ate my apple pie?
Imman:Nah it wasn't me it was Sebastian
Nick: Dont lie to me
Imman: What do you mean? It's "National Lying Day"

by ImmanIsTall December 4, 2020

Lys

Lys means love your soul

when you love everything about someone’s persona. For example: omg i really lys!

by npapaya May 18, 2024

Lying scumbag

Justin Trudeau

Hey look, that lying scumbag is stealing tax payer money again.

by Canadian moe January 26, 2022

Lying

Jordan. You can't just called everything a lie. You don't even know what 'true' means.

Hym "Jordan... I'm not doing it. You're self help is bullshitz. If I do not get my pound of flesh and IF THIS FUCKING SERVER SHIT DOES NOT CEASE (It's getting a little suspicious) there is only one other thing for me to do here. You need YOU to stop lying. Only the truth is going to save that fucking kid Jordan. I don't care. I don't care about any of your bullshit Jordan. I'm not buying anything you're selling. Conversely, someone IS buying everything I'M selling... And THEY NEED TO PAY ME. It's not a request. It is a prerequisite for your kids safety. 1 of 2 very super-duper ultra-specific prerequisites. This has been over since the very first time my words came out of your mouth. The bullet is in the air. Nothing is going to stop me. The last guy who said he was going to do it, did it. It isn't a matter of whether or not I get what I want here. I am going to get it."

by Hym Iam July 2, 2024