wet llama

A party pooper. Someone who doesn't just rain on the parade, but yet shits on it. A genuine downer.

"I asked Trent if he wanted to rage at a party but he said 'no'. He is such a fucking wet llama bro, why do we even chill with him?"

by Your a neuron April 19, 2017

llama hoof

If a female were to have a front wedgie, the female version of a mooseknuckle.

I let my yoga-pants wearing girlfriend ride my horse, and when she got off she had the biggest llama hoof I ever saw. It put every cameltoe I ever saw to shame!

by Gunno January 9, 2012

Llama Boy

Llama Boy, also known as Hwang Hyunjin of 4th Generation Kings Stray Kids, is a beautiful ray of sunshine that brings happiness to not only STAY (Stray Kids Fandom) but everyone that lays eyes on him.

“Who’s that giant over there breaking his back?” “Oh him? That’s llama boy!”

by WoongiJam May 17, 2021

cheeky llama

Sex, drugs and rock and roll.

A comic/cartoon character with ass cheeks on its face instead of normal cheeks.

Broquips, you see/read that new cheeky llama shit yet?

Nah nigga is it that fire?

by WacArnolds March 11, 2020

Llama Riot

when something is so awesome it can only be described by the imagery of llamas rioting.

wow that guys is the best in the sack! lol LLAMA RIOT!

by Ben_Affleck_in_phantoms March 29, 2010

Stroking the Llama

When you masturbate and ejaculate into the air, catching the semen perfectly in your mouth. Then you spit it back into the air allowing the airborne semen to land on your face simulating a llama spitting in your face.

Hey Yuri why is there cum on you pillow?

Because I was "Stroking the Llama" but I missed...

by PixieMandy April 15, 2022

smart llama

Smart llama~a llama that drinks tea ☕️

Teacher "Jeff what's 2+2?"
Jeff the smart llama"the right answer to the question"
Teacher "you've been drunk ur tea haven't you..😏"

by SmartLlamaThatsSmarterThanGoat June 16, 2017