Detroit Lions

A JV football team.

Outsider: Who are they?

Lion Fan: It's the Detroit Lions.

by Funnyguy6699 May 5, 2016

Hairy Lion

When a guy chews off pubes off a girls pussy with his teeth, and shoves the pubes in his dick hole. Then jacks off to cum it all out.

BRO! you see eric's grill?? Of course. He's just covering his scar from the Hairy Lion.

by Stubbyboi March 15, 2010

lion tamer

One who tames kate terrell

Last night neil tamed the lion, even though michel did it the night before.

by Jared Jacob February 12, 2004

lion's mane

A very homosexual act in which one man ejaculates onto the other man's back hair, and spiking the hair in a mane like shape.

Jeremy got the worse lion's mane last night, it took him 12 hours to de-tangle the hair on his back.

by Jeff Brandt September 21, 2007

Lion Kinging

When you hold your phone up in the air looking for a signal

"I was in the middle of nowhere lion kinging my ish tryin to find signal!"

by Miss Tuckaaaaa July 24, 2012

Hood Lion

Otherwise known as Food Lion brand grocery stores, the Hood Lion is distinguished by its location in the deepest and darkest parts of the North American ghettos.

When I lived in Norfolk, the nearest grocery store was a Hood Lion. They had the best selection of malt liquor.

by The Drewish September 5, 2006

sexi lion

Hot/sexi best friends brother. Blond flippy hair, blue/brown eyes, plays football & wrestles. SEXI!!!! Likes to whip out his dick.. In a teasing way. Strong, about 5'3, enjoys energy drinks, and coca cola.

Girl # 1: He is a sexi lion!

Girl # 2: I know!
Girl # 1: He is mine bitch!
girl# 2: Um... HELL FUCKING NO!!!!
Girl # 3: shut the fuck up about my brother.
Sexi lion: What's going on??
Girl # 1 and # 2: um.... nothing (they say @ same time)
Girl # 3: You don't wanna know.

by Sexi lion lovers February 19, 2011