Lettuce licker

Basically a word to offend lesbians.

Noah: “You’re such a lettuce licker!”
Emily: “I’m not a lettuce licker!”
Noah: “You are too!”
Emily: *punches him*

by TheyallloveN May 03, 2023

Lettuce talker

Someone who talks to inanimate objects

Such as a restaurant worker who talks to the food as they’re preparing it

Mike: my coworker is such a lettuce talker he talks to the food as he’s preparing it

Me : holy buddy’s a nut

by stalin_was_ballin October 25, 2022

butthole lettuce

Lettuce from your butthole

We’ll be serving butthole lettuce before the entree, sir

by Flaming3agl3 September 09, 2023

Ball of lettuce

The better name for the shape of lettuce.

Dave reached for the ball of lettuce in the sink.

by Helios Alpha May 30, 2016

Lettuce Face

somebody who doesn't care about what people think and blabs his mouth mouth like crazy. Their always acting stupid and loitering around.

"Tyler's just a fucking lettuce face, he's always acting dumb and shit"

by golfpridespacewide October 21, 2015

dick lettuce

Public hair.

Yeah check it out bro, when brad shaved his pubes he left dick lettuce all over the kitchen sink.

by Ranchgirls August 28, 2023

lettuce fetish

Extreme vegan's with logic skills equivalent to a retard, and disrespects all who eat meat. People with a lettuce fetish are know to be immune to logic, "just as healthy", and have daddy issues.

(not a noun, you cannot be a lettuce fetish, that just sounds stupid)

Karen had a lettuce fetish, and complained on social media about all the cruel meat fucking eaters.

by Dino Doug January 22, 2021