by Twosip December 13, 2020
An espresso with a twist of cum-foam on top
known for its high levels og protein and silky smooth taste, loved by most
usually found in Blågårdsgade in Copenhagen
known for its high levels og protein and silky smooth taste, loved by most
usually found in Blågårdsgade in Copenhagen
by hansomeinit August 13, 2024
it is a special type of coffee where you combine cumfoam and an espresso shot.
Known for its high amount protein and silky smooth taste
Known for its high amount protein and silky smooth taste
by hansomeinit August 13, 2024
This one is a lot cleaner than its OG cousin, the Cleveland Steamer. When you go to take a shit and you’re constipated, suddenly you’re craving something sweet and creamy. You summon your hot, new, lactating baby mama who pops out her luscious boobs for you to suckle on. Crisis averted!
“I was so thirsty last night I got my girlfriend to give me a Cleveland Latte while taking a giant shit while on the porcelain throne!”
by FireLG75 May 13, 2022
It is a type of coffee that is made a very specific way, first you would make the coffee mix as normal then, add milk or hot water (which ever you do first) once the milk or water is in, stir it thoroughly with your penis, then add the other liquid you never added first and finish it off with a fat nut into the latte to give it that look so fine and frothy. And that is the penis latte
Customer: "excuse me, waiter, may I please get a penis latte with French toast"
Waiter:"yes sir, anything else for your order"
Customer : "might you give it a little extra tug for that finishing jizz"
Waiter : "yes sir"
Customer : "this is a fine penis latte, I love the frothy-ness from the tugged jizz"
Waiter:"yes sir, anything else for your order"
Customer : "might you give it a little extra tug for that finishing jizz"
Waiter : "yes sir"
Customer : "this is a fine penis latte, I love the frothy-ness from the tugged jizz"
by Mysticfox7521 May 12, 2019
When you're eating a girl out while she's on her period and then she has diarrhea all over your face.
by dubsfilth February 23, 2024
when you have a huge urge to take a shit and you try and run to the toilet but you trip over and shit your pants and as the poo soaks your clothes a random person in the crowd runs over to you and throws hot water on your face.
Jasmine: hey Hannah did you see that rich guy shit his pants in town yesterday I threw a cup of hot water on his face and gave him the jumbo latte split.
Hannah: LOL
Hannah: LOL
by GETLITADVENTURTIME January 23, 2018