Larren

A party pooper and a killjoy who loves ruining the fun like tearing down others’ artworks and putting down others’ ideas.

Don’t be a Larren; no one likes it.

by Sonny Hayes August 26, 2025

Gross Larceny

Intentionally steals, takes, and carries away, leads away or drives away personal goods or property of another with value of more than $2,500.

Including ALL livestock; firearms; vehicles.

LT: Clark, we have a stolen goat from the farm down the street.
Clark: How much was the goat worth?
LT: Wait, what?
Clark: Sounds like a clear cut case of Gross Larceny!

by SML8312 November 2, 2009

Jake Larson

People with this name are generally contradictory. They are kindhearted yet hypocritical. They know what they want and strive towards that goal. They don't seek attention but others give it to them. They are a logical sort that don't believe in any religion or magic. Their minds hold a lot of imagination; they create things no one else dare think of. They love strongly but never forget wrongs done to them. They will always speak blunt and true, so watch out.

Jake, the God of quality creations that make everyone else jelly.

When professionals have questions, they talk to Jake Larson.

by John Doesn't Sawyer December 20, 2016

Vanessa larson

A good time.

I had a great time with vanessa larson because she is a great time.

by Professav December 27, 2016

hannah larson

a complete dumb ass who thinks she can get any thing she wants and is despirite.

hannah larson is stupid

by hannah larson May 7, 2018

The Lasenium

A book containing all known uses for lasers. Please read with caution as people have blinded themselves with laser pointers after the section on LASIK.

“I feel bored, let’s open the lasenium! Oh my god! I had no fucking idea that lasers fixed vision.”

by Handof October 16, 2018

Braden Larson

A tall fuck that likes to rape little children. He is banned from all school grounds and has time stay 420 yards away all play grounds. He also plays Dragon ballz, clash of clans, and Minecraft.

Shit there is a Braden Larson on the horizon.

by Flasch March 18, 2019