Himp lard

A hard and limp dick.

I wanted to fuck my boyfriend yesterday, but he was too busy having a himp lard all night!

by LATE_NIGHT_THOUGHTS_ May 7, 2018

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lard tator

a type of fat roll that usually accumulates around the torso and is chunky like mashed potatoes at grandma's parties. many times it is used when a couple is in bed and one mate is trying to get rid of the other.

Betty: Oh your good!
Bob: Your lard tator makes me that way.
*slap*
Bob: It was a compliment.
Betty: Well, LARD TATOR, get movin'... out!

by just_sayin_09 March 27, 2009

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Lard Rush

When a fat person says they are going to rush and or be quick at something, when in reality they take a really long time.

Liam: "I'm going to lard rush to the shops, want anything?"
Joe: "Cornetto"
Liam: "Ok, I will be 5 minutes"
Joe: "Liam you've just got back, it's been an hour and a half"

by FlexibleEwe7 May 1, 2021

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Lard Ass

When some one who is so fat runs an mile they start to sweat lard, grease, and cooking oil.
The sweating of these materials can also happening by other extreme workouts. Usually excretes as ass sweat

Timmy: What happened to Bruce?
Billy: He ran a mile and now he's got a bad case of the "lard ass"
Bruce:(Sitting in a puddle of lard, grease, and cooking oil) Hakjwbdwebfawieubciawrfiwqciubudisclijcv9upgvpurvprvub
Timmy: What a lard ass.

by stale cheerio May 30, 2018

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Lard arse

Fat/overweight/obese person.
{British slang-derogatory}
"Fatty"

A person with a large posterior.

* "Look at the size of that lard arse!"
* "If you don't stop scoffing cake, you'll be a right lard arse."
* You wouldn't have recognised me. I was a proper lard arse back then."

by Awkward broccoli January 7, 2024

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