Laying a carpet of toilet paper over the surface of the toilet water before taking a dump so it does not splash.
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When you shave just the center of pubic hair and not the sides. Also what that Fendi Scarf looks like. (It's not a thing people do.)
She had a reverse landing strip.
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A very sarcastic dork. She needs to get a life. Christine is so much cooler. Well..anyone is so much cooler.
by Christine October 26, 2003
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