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Lay a loaf

Taking a massive shit. Used frequently by Andy Sipowicz on NYPD Blue.
I chowed down at Taco Bell eating a dozen Chaloopas; I gotta go lay a loaf on the bowl.
by Simon October 14, 2004
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Lay an Egg

To defecate. Can be used by either a man or woman, but is more funny when used by a man.
"scuse me, wheres the can? I gotta go lay an egg"
by Wolf89 August 19, 2008
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lay a cable

Another phrase for the act of defication.
Laying a cable was a regular past-time of John's grandmother, however, it was when she did it in his mouth whist he was sleeping that really disturbed him and left him with a nasty after-taste.
by dj_derek March 5, 2003
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Laying Brick

A term used to describe heavy sexual activity; to rail; complete and absolute sexual toil
Dude, this chick was so horny, I was laying brick like a true champion until sunrise.
by El Guy November 18, 2005
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Valentines Lay

Dude 1: how was yesterday?
Dude 2: I had a great Valentines Lay, she let me do what I want...
by gremlinz43 February 14, 2010
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lay a fece

"Where's your bathroom? I gotta lay a fece."
by SkinnyFrog December 10, 2002
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graffiti lay

Having sex with someone who has a lot of tattoos.
"That girl is going to have a graffiti lay tonight. Look at all the tattoos her guy has."
by homegrown1999 July 13, 2009
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