Lay a loaf

Taking a massive shit. Used frequently by Andy Sipowicz on NYPD Blue.

I chowed down at Taco Bell eating a dozen Chaloopas; I gotta go lay a loaf on the bowl.

by Simon October 14, 2004

Lay an Egg

To defecate. Can be used by either a man or woman, but is more funny when used by a man.

"scuse me, wheres the can? I gotta go lay an egg"

by Wolf89 August 19, 2008

lay a cable

Another phrase for the act of defication.

Laying a cable was a regular past-time of John's grandmother, however, it was when she did it in his mouth whist he was sleeping that really disturbed him and left him with a nasty after-taste.

by dj_derek March 5, 2003

Laying Brick

A term used to describe heavy sexual activity; to rail; complete and absolute sexual toil

Dude, this chick was so horny, I was laying brick like a true champion until sunrise.

by El Guy November 18, 2005

Valentines Lay

The sex you receive on Valentines Day

Dude 1: how was yesterday?
Dude 2: I had a great Valentines Lay, she let me do what I want...

by gremlinz43 February 14, 2010

lay a fece

verb:
the act of defecating

"Where's your bathroom? I gotta lay a fece."

by SkinnyFrog December 10, 2002

graffiti lay

Having sex with someone who has a lot of tattoos.

"That girl is going to have a graffiti lay tonight. Look at all the tattoos her guy has."

by homegrown1999 July 13, 2009