A mixture if un-kept hair and perspiration in between the legs. Smells of raccoon's asshole and sac-sweat. This vile substance that is spawned creates a large red rash sometimes puss filled, which causes the victim to walk as if they've unloaded a mass quantity of diarrhea in their pants. Unlike duck butter this condition is underwear ruining, usually identified by large battery acid-like holes that can sometimes reach the butthole area. Caused by thunder thighs and hot, humid environments. This condition is life ruining.
Did you smell the Louisiana Swamp Crotch in that golden corral? I puked all over out toothless waitress.
by CapGun July 01, 2011
A phrase used to describe a dog that excessively humps people. Either used in an endearing sense or warning potential victims.
Jim: Hey don't sit down on the floor, Rex may look purebred but he's got a little Louisiana Leg Hound in him.
by oatmealjake May 23, 2010
When having sex with a woman suspected of having an STD, the man first puts on one condom then covers it in hot sauce before putting on a second condom. If the fist condom breaks during sex, then the woman will scream like a fire truck which signals the guy to pull out.
by Tattle Tail April 15, 2016
A game involving a freshly baked hot potato and two or more partners. Fresh out of the oven, the pair or group elects one participant to receive the potato first, sticking it fully inside the rectum. An order is established and the potato is passed anus-to-anus until dropped or broken. Whoever had the potato inside of themselves last when the potato breaks or falls must eat the potato in its entirety.
Tired of playing the game soggy biscuit, Timmy and his friends decided to try the hip new game “Louisiana Hot Potato”
by EternalEmailingSystem January 14, 2021
With your partner on their hands and knees, a string of anal beads is then inserted into their anus.
The beads are then ripped out using a motion like using the pullstart on a lawn mower.
They then proceed to make lawnmower noises while trimming your pubes with their teeth.
The beads are then ripped out using a motion like using the pullstart on a lawn mower.
They then proceed to make lawnmower noises while trimming your pubes with their teeth.
by Dale_lifts June 07, 2019
by DirtyDiz October 23, 2015
When you are having sex with a woman and pour hot sauce into her anal cavity. The woman then unloads flaming hot diarrhea onto the man.
Jeffrey: WOW that Louisiana Fire dragon was insane!
Jennifer: That shit burned, but it felt great afterwards. Thanks Jeffrey!
Jennifer: That shit burned, but it felt great afterwards. Thanks Jeffrey!
by Greatness Unfolding June 15, 2019