Stank lettuce

Synonym for weed, see also Laser lettuce, Wacky tabacky, etc

Ayo cuh pass that stank lettuce

On god

by LikeyacutG September 10, 2020

Foot Lettuce

A YouTuber made a video and went viral by making this.A joke that is used between a friend group or in social media.Also FOoT Lettuce is when someone’s feet are in a bucket of lettuce

Friend:Wanna hear a joke?
Me:Sure
Friend: Burger King Foot LeTtUcE.The last thing you want in your Burger King Burger is someone fOoT fUnGus.That might be what you gET
Me:...*dies of laughter*

by sugastrashh May 20, 2019

lettuce gang

a group of people or friends who either like eating lettuce or have lots and lots of moola.

Person 1: Yo dude lets go to In N Out for your 16th birthday

Person 2: Nah dude I have a better idea. Let's go to (expensive restaurant name)

Person 1: I like it. But how are we gonna pay for it dawg?

Person 2: We'll just go with the lettuce gang. They can pay for us.

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Boss: Dude where did all the lettuce go?

Grocer: Oh the lettuce gang came in and ate all of it. I tried to stop them but was unsuccessful.

by imagirlatRLS July 24, 2019

Dried Lettuce

Another word for weed, which is something you smoke to get high as fuck on. Also known as pot.

Hey kid, wanna try some DRIED LETTUCE

by FuckinRacistShitBag February 25, 2020

Cold lettuce

The sexual act of taking a fist full of lettuce it is shoved an agreed upon distance inside of the woman’s vagina (opposite of hot lettuce) they then proceed to do the deed. After both are satisfied the man takes out the lettuce and is served as a family meal.

Child: Hey Dad what’s for dinner

Dad: Steak with a side of cold lettuce

by Yumyumman March 31, 2020

lettuce fetish

Extreme vegan's with logic skills equivalent to a retard, and disrespects all who eat meat. People with a lettuce fetish are know to be immune to logic, "just as healthy", and have daddy issues.

(not a noun, you cannot be a lettuce fetish, that just sounds stupid)

Karen had a lettuce fetish, and complained on social media about all the cruel meat fucking eaters.

by Dino Doug January 22, 2021

Lettuce licker

Basically a word to offend lesbians.

Noah: “You’re such a lettuce licker!”
Emily: “I’m not a lettuce licker!”
Noah: “You are too!”
Emily: *punches him*

by TheyallloveN May 3, 2023