butthole lettuce

Lettuce from your butthole

We’ll be serving butthole lettuce before the entree, sir

by Flaming3agl3 September 09, 2023

Ball of lettuce

The better name for the shape of lettuce.

Dave reached for the ball of lettuce in the sink.

by Helios Alpha May 30, 2016

lettuce Bones

The thick ribs down the center of romaine lettuce leaves; specifically when found in a salad.

I would rather not order salads from the pizza place, the salads there are always full of lettuce bones.

by etonbongwoop November 11, 2022

lettuce juggling

when you juggle lettuce

Dave: damn, he do be lettuce juggling doe
bill: damn staight

by hfarbjhfbgrjhgur June 18, 2021

Street lettuce

Lettuce you find in planters on the street.It doesn’t taste that great but it’s edible(I tried it and I don’t recommend it).

Example:Today my friends and I were walking down Front st and we saw street lettuce growing in a planter.

by Assfartion November 02, 2017

Lucifer's Lettuce

Marijuana, bud, weed, smoke, ganja, 420, tree, green, herb, pot, dope, reefer, chronic, dro, kush, African broccoli, Bobby Brown, cabbage, cheeba, Detroit, diesel, doobie, fire, Grandpa's medicine, gwaai, hash, killer, jazz cabbage, jazz cigarettes, loud, mary jane, mota(spanish), party parsley, nugs, pack, scooby doodle, smoke, skank, skunk, wizard, wacky tobaccy, morning meds, etc.

"I caught little Johnny smoking Lucifer's Lettuce with that slut Tammy behind the bleachers."

by Beaver Teaser January 13, 2019

lettuce gang

a group of people or friends who either like eating lettuce or have lots and lots of moola.

Person 1: Yo dude lets go to In N Out for your 16th birthday

Person 2: Nah dude I have a better idea. Let's go to (expensive restaurant name)

Person 1: I like it. But how are we gonna pay for it dawg?

Person 2: We'll just go with the lettuce gang. They can pay for us.

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Boss: Dude where did all the lettuce go?

Grocer: Oh the lettuce gang came in and ate all of it. I tried to stop them but was unsuccessful.

by imagirlatRLS July 25, 2019