Instead of having a latte to wake you up and make you happy
You have a Depresso latte to make you sad and grumpy
You have a Depresso latte to make you sad and grumpy
by Beth Putin May 24, 2022
Get the Depresso lattemug. When you shit your pants in the Starbucks drive thru and your girl is giving you a blow job while you order her a pumpkin spice latte.
by Touchedbythetismgurl May 6, 2025
Get the Blumpkin spice lattemug. When you're eating a girl out while she's on her period and then she has diarrhea all over your face.
by dubsfilth February 23, 2024
Get the Strawberry Lattemug. Apoorva Gupta created this genius term in the UWS after receiving an iced latte, where the ice made a “clinking” sound. Pure genius.
by cockadoodle dingle February 29, 2024
Get the klinky lattemug. Often used as a replacement for coffee by Utahns - a Latter Day Latte is a dark colored fountain soda with added ingredients such as heavy creams or milk, giving it the appearance of a traditional latte.
Could I get a Latter Day Latte with extra cream? Does anyone know where I can get a Latter Day Latte around here?
by Talldaddyslim February 28, 2025
Get the Latter Day Lattemug. by probablydefining August 3, 2023
Get the urban lattemug. Summer Latte (n.): A refreshing coffee beverage consisting of a double shot of espresso served in a tall glass, filled up with cold milk. Dreamt up by a forward-thinking individual, this innovative drink offers a balanced blend of robust coffee and creamy milk. Perfect for warm weather, open minds, and weak pallettes.
Wayne, confident in his sexuality and proud of his unique taste, strode up to the counter and boldly ordered a Summer Latte. The barista stared back, confused and oblivious, as Wayne patiently explained the refreshing, creamy blend of milk and double espresso that he'd been craving.
by mod35 May 25, 2024
Get the Summer Lattemug.