This one is a lot cleaner than its OG cousin, the Cleveland Steamer. When you go to take a shit and you’re constipated, suddenly you’re craving something sweet and creamy. You summon your hot, new, lactating baby mama who pops out her luscious boobs for you to suckle on. Crisis averted!
“I was so thirsty last night I got my girlfriend to give me a Cleveland Latte while taking a giant shit while on the porcelain throne!”
by FireLG75 May 12, 2022
Get the Cleveland Lattemug. by Mattjod July 29, 2021
Get the Lattemug. Swedish term for rich young moms that hang out in cafés with their expensive branded prams and dress up their babies as small fitting accessories. Everyone else is expected to think that their kids are wonders, and they do not hesitate to breastfeed and change nappies without even leaving the café table.
Yesterday I had to wait for 20 minutes in the Starbucks line while Latte-mammor were getting their lattes. I am done with these crying babies.
by faked l.udsry, June 3, 2022
Get the Latte-mammormug. A term used to indirectly refer to hipsters, also used for white upper middle class girls who love Starbucks. Sometimes is Frappe Mocha Latte instead.
by dextromethorphan July 13, 2021
Get the Mocha Lattemug. When you're running late because you've stopped for coffee. Or, you're already running late, so you stop for coffee anyway.
by DrJones1603 November 2, 2023
Get the Running Lattemug. Leon Latt is an adjective. An adjective equivalent to so good. So good that it is great. So great that it is excellent. So excellent that it beats a glass of water when you are super dehydrated (i.e., you haven't drunk any water in 24 hours + ran outside in 25 degree heat).
by gumgirl789 November 27, 2022
Get the Leon Lattmug. The unfortunate consequence after paddling too far from shore while enjoying a drink of milk and espresso coffee - especially in or around the tranquil waters of Ft. Myers, Florida.
by Wisdom of Russell February 21, 2022
Get the Latte in a kayak.mug.