kris

perma virgin brony who tries to pay e girls to crush his skull with their thighs

that creep kris hit my up for feet pics again

by heylistenhey July 25, 2019

Kris

You are infinitely cooler than anyone else.

Person 1: "Hey did you see how cool kris is?"

Person 2: "Yeah they're so fucking cool."

by WholesomeDefinitionsuwu October 12, 2020

The Kris-Ted Effect

When two handsome, polite guys go out for a nice time, and rather than objectify women and demonstrate toxic masculinity to the entire bar, they make friends and get free drinks.

I had such a great time at Mario’s, and because of the Kris-Ted effect, I didn’t spend a dollar!

by Kj7770 November 17, 2023

Kris-Goodbye

Like an Irish goodbye, but you do it at your own house while having people over.

Man you pulled a Kris-Goodbye again last night!

by DizzyD January 27, 2024

Kris

A verb, originating on tiktok by ‘@kardashiandramadaily’, to Kris someone is filming a ‘normal’ video and then switching to a sped up video of Kris Jenner dancing to the P!NK song ‘Lady Marmelade’

Oh no! That is the fourth video in a row I’ve been Krissed 😭

by krisjennerofficial June 13, 2022

The Kris-Ted effect

When two guys go out for a fun night, don’t objectify women, meet a lot of people, and in the process of not being assholes, they get drinks bought for them.

Dude, last night I saved so much money because the Kris-Ted effect

by Kj7770 November 21, 2023

kris

stupid blonde kid that sits infront of me in ela. doesnt know how to shut up. ugly. really annoying. sometimes wish i could switch seats with someone so i dont have to listen to him talk a lot anymore. really loud. wish he would fly to the moon and never come back

this boy is annoying, so call him a kris

by hvilee December 6, 2021