Skip to main content

Kris

A hispanic furry bitch that won't come out of the closet in home depot. Get a life kris you furry slut.
Mark: Kris drew more furry art today.
Alex: Ye, what a closeted furry cunt waffle.

Mark: Let us bully him more.
by DocXeno February 13, 2022
mugGet the Kris mug.

KRIS

Slang for a blonde drag queen. Usually tall, sometimes nice, and found around cities like Austin or Houston on occasion.

Typically has extremely attractive friends. Known to slip.
Look kids, that is a Kris in her natural habitat(a bathroom stall)
by versetheebottom November 23, 2021
mugGet the KRIS mug.

The Kris-Ted Effect

When two handsome, polite guys go out for a nice time, and rather than objectify women and demonstrate toxic masculinity to the entire bar, they make friends and get free drinks.
I had such a great time at Mario’s, and because of the Kris-Ted effect, I didn’t spend a dollar!
by Kj7770 November 17, 2023
mugGet the The Kris-Ted Effect mug.

kris

annoying kid that sits in front of me in ela and never shuts the fuck up. (he also looks at babys asses)
kris is a child molester
by hvilee December 6, 2021
mugGet the kris mug.

Why Kris is cool

Kris is the coolest person I’ve ever met I’m so happy we are friends because she’s cool Kris likes to say I’m cool but we ALL know that’s bullsh*t okay okay Kris is cool,Beautiful,Talented,Alpha male,Epic,Funny, A Scorpio,amazing

I recommend finding a cool kris but Kris are very rare so good luck lol
You can call your bestie kris
Krisp,Krip,kri,klip,Krisp puff, puffer,(inside joke)and any other word that starts with a K so yea

Hi kris hope you see this lol
Ari : you’re so cool
Kris: no u
Ari: no u lol

Why kris is cool 😍
by Bigbootyfathoe00 August 27, 2021
mugGet the Why Kris is cool mug.

Kris

A cute and kind guy the likes to meet new people.he is good at everything thing and I mean everything and he have a huge glizzi.say if you meet a Kris grab his glizzi.
Kris is a cute and kind guy
by anonymous November 23, 2021
mugGet the Kris mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email