Absolute sped. Very tall and skinny but despite his lanky stature, he is very good at sports. Typically baseball but sometime basketball. A major flirt even though he is such an ugly fuck. Every girl despises him but he just keeps trying.
Basically a fucking parasite to the human existence. Fuck this kid
Basically a fucking parasite to the human existence. Fuck this kid
by adjhafljgefpiusf March 29, 2019
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When you set up a home vacuum demo at someone else's address. They get a knock on the door and a persistent vacuum salesman cleans and shampoos their carpet. This demo usually takes several hours resulting in a pounding headache and angry neighbors. Bonus points if they cave and buy the vacuum!
My friend was telling me that his favorite hockey team was playing tonight. So I Kirby prank'd him. He missed the game and financed a vacuum. Sucker.
by MangoBomber March 09, 2016
-To Kirby
Me and my boyfriend were getting frisky last night but the mood shifted when he kirbied me.
Me and my boyfriend were getting frisky last night but the mood shifted when he kirbied me.
by table chair monkey drapes March 26, 2022
by Angery~Kirby August 30, 2019
Someone who can eat large amounts of something in an impressive manner. Usually used in a positive context.
Person 1: So what's one interesting fact about yourself?
Person 2: I can eat 15 packs of goldfish in one sitting, is that interesting enough?
Person 1: ...My dude, you're a Golden Kirby. What a legend.
Person 2: I can eat 15 packs of goldfish in one sitting, is that interesting enough?
Person 1: ...My dude, you're a Golden Kirby. What a legend.
by Anonymous Flamingo September 09, 2021
Kirby (Noun): the act of not showing up for any reason when invited to an event at someone else's house.
Mark pulled a Kirby when Rich invited him over last year. He then pulled another Kirby this year when Ed invited him over.
by Sepher One April 29, 2024