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Kiddy-Style

A sexual activity in which the woman gets in a downward dog position and stretches her ass open. The man proceeds to put the tip, and only the tip, of his penis into her ass. While in her the man will urinate. Afterwards, the woman will shit her piss-fermented shit into a tube, put it in an oven, and wait for it to turn into a baby. This reflects the way one percieves sex as a kid. FOR BEST EFFECT DO THIS WHILE SOFT
Damn, me and this bitch hd the best kiddy-style sex last night. I can't for that thing to come out of the oven!
by TheDefinerOfSodom December 12, 2019
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Kiddie Meth

"Kiddie Meth" is a nickname for Ritalin or Concerata crushed or opened, then snorted, injected, or smoked, the chemical structures ressemblence to meth gives it a similar high.
Lego Yoda: Hmmmmm, Addicted to ritalin i am, snort it, i must.
John: Silly lego yoda, thats kiddie meth you be takin
by LegoYodaFan September 29, 2019
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Kiddie

Kiddie is a cute, funny boy. He's also caring and affectionate, he's crazy and will do anything to make people smile, and likes to say and do jokes. Speaking with him is never boring, he's also very pretty, even though he doesn't thinks that.
"Yesterday I was speaking with Kiddie, he's so wholesome!"
by wicked_sxn October 9, 2019
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kiddy widdler

Me: Harvey, where’s your dad?
Harvey: you mean that kiddy widdler?
Me: yep..
by Harvey’s dad December 29, 2017
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Kiddie Pool

When you're jacking off while leaning back on a chair and when you combust your sperm fills your innie belly button.
Mom don't come in I just made a kiddie pool on my stomach.
by Feex it Feeleex October 2, 2017
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Popcorn kiddie shit

I’m not doing this popcorn kiddie shit anymore
by Say.. October 22, 2017
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kiddie pissing

the act of pulling your pants down to your ankles when urinating. usually on the sides of roads or public places ect.
me and the boys went kiddie pissing in the park today.
by up the NUI. June 28, 2017
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