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Joshin' De Kock

The act of vigorously masterbating to images of a friends mom.
After that pool party he spent the night joshin' de Kock...
by wing513 August 19, 2011
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Joshing

The act of screwing someone over badly - having concealed your true motives by lying and keeping secrets, then suddenly dropping the bomb out of the blue. Joshing is a specific kind of deceit where you try to blame other people by using their outrage as incriminating evidence while getting rid of any evidence pointing to you.
Honorary mention just popped up in xkcd comics.

Famous people who claim to have been "Joshed" include O.J. Simpson and Robert Blake.
Dude 1: O.J. Simpson totally did it!
Dude 2: No man, he was totally Joshed! Can't you see it's all just a big conspiracy to keep black actors out of Hollywood?

Dude 1: Wow, man. My boss kept telling me I would keep my job, but he just fired me out of the blue and then used my angry response to justify it to my co-workers.
Dude 2: Damn, that's a bad piece of Joshing!!
by Banjo2k February 27, 2010
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Jodhi

Jodhi is defiantly a bad name. Jodhi will sleep until lunch , and probably won’t get out of her PJ’s until the next day. Jodhi is someone who likes horror movies but only is scared when she has to sleep by her self. Jodhi is a chicken nugget with a side of raw onion.
Jodhi is a living breathing T-Rex. Apart from A T-Rex can actually run 500 meters without taking five years.
by ihatejodhis January 23, 2018
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Joshin'

-To smoke weed and eventually become Joshed.
"Let's go Josh in the woods" "are you Joshed?" "dude check out this sweet Josh i got here." "Oh us? oh were just Joshin' m'am."
by dibsdissdg January 14, 2008
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joshito

its a dickhead and he like eating donutcghs
you are a joshito
by madman758 January 17, 2018
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Father.joshie

A anitoker who thinks he’s underrated “he’s not” he also thinks Goku can beat the entirety of anime. Also got ratioed by every single mf who stepped foot on this planet.
“Bro just pulled a Father.Joshie!💀” - a mf who thinks Goku solos every anime character.
by Quandale_Dingle April 20, 2022
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Joshing

To "fall" or leap from a company ladder in order to get a workman's comp funded Vicodin prescription.
Mike was Joshing when he miscued and broke his elbow. He got his script though!!!
by ThaMain1 October 21, 2010
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