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Jessica

Has the biggest dick you have ever seen.
Seen that girl over there?
Yeah that’s Jessica
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She is the most amazing beautiful person alive. At first she can be shy but she’s amazing whoever she loves is the luckiest person alive. Jessica is one of a kind and if you get her don’t lose her. She usually dresses in black but has an amazing sense of style and loves to cuddle. If you date a Jessica be grateful
Dude 1:Woah dude look he’s dating a Jessica

Dude 2:Woah he’s so lucky Jessica’s really pretty
by Hello I’m here March 14, 2020
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If you know a Jessica don't hang around. Run away and don't look back, thy may always seem amazing at first but they will be pulling you in ready to do anything in their power to destroy you.
Jessica; Name
By: MagicSENSE
by MagicSENSE June 18, 2020
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The biggest snake there is! NEVER trust a jessica with anything. She will use you and when you drop her, she will try to blame everything on you. Jessica’s are also the biggest hoes:)
Girl 1: “What happened between you and Jessica?”

Girl 2: “She is a fake”
by thisisfun910 July 19, 2019
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Jess is usually a bitch, she will leach onto you and make you feel like she is your best friend and then she will exploit all your secrets. Never trust a bitch named Jessica.
Girl 1: oh look it’s Jessica

Girl 2: oh that short ass bitch. Ewwww
Girl 1: she’s pretty nice

Girl 2: just wait till she’s done leaching on you
Girl 1: omg I can see that

Girl 2: no shit
by Bitch42069 July 27, 2018
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An over populated breed of trash panda that live in cum dumpsters. They are infested with many diseases and are not to be treated as house pets. Usually spotted in section 8 housing.
That Jessica has it’s dirty paws on my son Jeremy! We have to kill it before it spreads disease!
by Whittneycummings June 20, 2019
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1. The alter ego of an extremely entitled person while channeling pure bitchiness at anyone and everything.

2. The name of anyone being an angry bitch to any poor souls who happens to cross their path because nothing's good enough for them and they think it's the whole world's fault.

Synonyms: Ultra-bitch Super-cunt
Antonym: Canadians
Girl: "OMG! How dare they treat ME that way! Helllooooo!! I'm mother-fucking Jessica you wastoids! Why are you even alive?! Ew!"

Innocent bystander: "Daaamn, That girl's being a real Jessica! Let's get the fuck out of here!"
by BuBuKittyFuhk May 2, 2018
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