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Jess

The absolute best, funniest, deepest and most caring person on Earth, and yes, although many Jess' may read this, I am talking about one specific Jess. YOU are the greatest person I have ever known, Jess.
Wow, I love Jess so much! She's so funny and gorgeous and I wish we could hang out more!
by Ilovethepersonreadingthis October 7, 2019
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jesse

"Oh dayum! i wanna eat that jesse."
by penisnipple June 5, 2009
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jesse

a jesse is an awsome kid who is capabel of many things that are unbelievable to find in one lil person
hes a very smexii boy who has alot on him mind....might dislike some people but still have the spunk to still be friends and umm hes one smarty/fatty acid
-jesse's may change the world
- "omg did u see that guy yesterday?"..."oh yea he was so bangable"
by Marina Avetisova January 12, 2008
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jesse

he is sexc man and he has a cock like a bus
Jesse has rights woman do not.
by wuebdjdjebnd October 14, 2019
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Jess

Who the hell did you hear that from?
Jess . . .

GODDAMN-IT she's the master.
by jables80 January 1, 2011
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Jess

Jess is a real one
She’s a babe magnet!!!
She deserves better than this world has to give her!!!!

She has amazing style and can paint cool frog boys with mushrooms!

She’s always got ur back. Don’t piss one odd she will destroy u. BUT

Be proud to know a Jess. She’s incredible and loyal and would do anything to make sure her friends are safe!

Love her. Cuz she will love you!

Give her the same love she gives you because she deserves someone to be there for her like she is for you!
Jess is a badass
by Jakob B October 6, 2021
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Jess

An amazing girl who is too nice for her own good. She may have weird nicknames (like Chicken Mama). She never accepts compliments, but really loves to give them. She is very mature and acts much older than she is.
That girl is a Jess, because she is so nice.
by kasseieautumn November 13, 2017
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