Lar-Bear

A nickname for a man named Larry because it rhymes.
We all went over to Lar-Bears house last night.

What’s ole Lar-Bear up to?
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Ash Bear

A Facebook community whore, also known as Kearsten LeBeau. She sells shitty merch, sells shitty art, makes shitty YouTube videos and is one of the biggest lolcows of 2018. Piss her off, she'll rage on for months about you and talk as much shit as she can.

She became well known in the community after whoring around and consequently getting leaked. She uses getting leaked anywhere she can to get sympathy, she's gotten banned from multiple groups for being obsessive and causes shitstorms everywhere she can.

Stay away from her unless you want to feed into her drama or watch from the sidelines. She's most well known for being "pinecone girl" aka she got fucked by a large pinecone and posted it for the world to see. Ash/Kearsten holds into it as a crutch to keep some sort of relevancy.
Friend: *being dramatic*
Me: You're being such an ASH BEAR right now!
by lolthrowaway September 26, 2018
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pooky bear

Garfield's bear. Pooky allows Garfield to show his other side. He's a teddy bear extraordinaire; cuddly, understanding, and always there when Garfield needs him. Plus he never tries to hog Garfield's blanket or food. Garfield likes that.
raymond is my pooky bear <3
by you know who........... April 30, 2009
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POCKET BEAR

A stocky hairy masculine gay male of small stature
by obliqueanz October 05, 2009
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Bear gram

a group of guys jizz on a girl and roll her around on a barbership floor
for valentines day, me and 5 of my friends gave my girlfriend a bear gram
by Rob Kovell February 11, 2009
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Pumpy the bear

Smokey the bear’s cousin that tackles a more serious topic, sodomy. His signature catchphrase is “only YOU can prevent sodomy”. Outside of advocating against sodomy he promotes homesteading, getting married and having kids, and logos. So next time you think of sodomy just remember it’s not education, it’s genocide.
Only YOU can prevent sodomy” ~ Pumpy the bear

“Have a family, not a thundertug” ~ Pumpy the bear
by Texas Bear November 05, 2020
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Pooka Bear

A majestic creature who is the god of all that lives in the clouds. They are the guardians of the planet to protect humanity. Pooka’s have the traits of everything you would want.
That man who saved another’s life has shown traits like a Pooka Bear
by Llama goat July 05, 2018
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