the tuesday theory is quite simple. it's just talking every tuesday off to make the week speed by like a hamster on meth. tuesday is like a second monday. so if you call in every tuesday, by the time you get to work on wednesday its like half the week is already gone.
"yo dogg, monday was a damn nightmare. im gonna hafta put the tuesday theory into effect to make this shitty-ass week go by faster.
by FUCK BUSH UP THE ASSHOLE February 08, 2008
1) In High Theory, it is a good idea to try the Houdini or the Strawberry Shortcake on my wife tonight.
by DVFC October 15, 2010
when to people who are going out are annoyingly inseperable, everywhere they walk you see the two of them so close together, it's almost like they have magnets in their heads attaching them. VERY annoying. this theory was invited by mr.gearhart's 2004-2005 advisory and applies to a few"couples at lakeside
they have magnets in their head, if we ever see zach leaning against a wall it's prolly because emma's on the other side
by annomoyous March 22, 2005
The theory that the human population is kept in check by bats. Bats eat the excess children, slowing the rate at which the world's population takes up all space available on the planet. Thanks to bats, humans can survive on this planet a little longer.
The quote, "20 Million kids are eaten by bats every second," by Penny Arcade succinctly defines Bat Theory.
by Naivan January 04, 2010
a theory of punishment that is retributive in nature and involves giving out a punishment that the offender deserves, without considering other factors, such as rehabilitation.
Also known as 'just deserts.'
Also known as 'just deserts.'
Judge Tough does not believe in rehabilitation -- he only subscribes to the desert theory of punishment.
by JustDeserts November 24, 2010
When something that could possibly goes wrong - in fact - does go wrong .
Therefore making someone say (to themselves), "of course", in a sarcastic tone.
Therefore making someone say (to themselves), "of course", in a sarcastic tone.
"Badass! I just got GTA IV for PC and I have better than recommended system requirements!"
*Installs Game*
"...And its laggy as hell..." OF COURSE
©"Of Course Theory"
*Installs Game*
"...And its laggy as hell..." OF COURSE
©"Of Course Theory"
by Tickbaby January 17, 2010
1) I wrote a thesis on the Dorian Theory.
2) Did you hear Dorian Theory? They bring the mothafucikin awesome!
2) Did you hear Dorian Theory? They bring the mothafucikin awesome!
by Darwin Manfred III October 23, 2008