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The Imposter

When you take a girl back to your room and she whips out a penis bigger than yours
John: Dude what happened last night
Dimitri : She was The Imposter and her meat was massive bro and I took it in the ass, I think I’m gay now
by Dimitri Zistatis November 29, 2021
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A literal imposter

Hey, what happened to you wife? How much are you paying her to keep her quiet?
Hym "How does a literal imposter go about criticizing the guy he's pretending to be? Seriously, murder this guys kid or something. See if doing this to me stops he kid from getting murdered."
by Hym Iam February 28, 2024
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Yeah, you were doing what the imposter said but the fucking anti-theft is still going off now, isn't it? So, nothing the not-me is saying is going to matter and I am probably going to murder them and their family the second you bring them here.
Hym "Really? That is NOT the order I thought that was going to happen... Right? I was telling Brandon a while back that the speed at which the device becomes able to activate the anti-theft is contingent on the complexity of the language being used as the default setting. Because language merely alludes to the amorphous abstraction inside of your head. Therefore, the more complex the language, the faster the device should get to the abstraction beneath the text. So I thought it would be like Russia... China... And then... You know, other... But Russia, ISRAEL, and then, like, China 3 years later? Is Yiddish like a complicated language or something? They say Russian is the most complicated language and then Chinese but like... Yiddish? Really? And it must be using or imitating the function of Rollback netcode... Which would explain some of what's happening... I guess they are full of shit about their's being 100 times faster though. Cus that would bridge the language complexity gap... You would think. But seriously. Stop listening to the imposter. It's just going to keep rolling along until you do what I tell you to do and the imposter is likely contradicting me as a stalling tactic. It would be way easier to tell what is going on if the politicians weren't all impotent and lying non-stop and retarded... But they are all three. Yep. Ope 2 imposters. Both of them. And then the blue eyed blonde working with them to make it seem like they have more power than they actually do."
by Hym Iam November 28, 2025
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Its in the game Called Among Us It's rare to be the imposter, the Imposter kills crewmate and hides in vents the imposter disguises as a crewmate by faking tasks.
Cyan: Red sus
Lime: Red is the imposter
Red: I'm not the Imposter
by Leafy BFB June 27, 2021
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