Palmyra, Illinois

Meth ridden town in central Il, smack dab between at. Louis mo and Springfield, Illinois. Bunch of small minded bigots with low i.q’s. Citizens are prone to following cults, and being nasty racists. Avoid at all costs, their Casey’s pizza (all they have to offer) isn’t worth traveling through that shit hole. It’s basically a used car lot full of meth heads and dumb fucks.
what visit the meth capital of the world, come to Palmyra, Illinois.
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Abingdon Illinois

If you live here your a depressed loner and probably have never felt the touch of a female oh and you probably have no friends.
“Hey do you live in Abingdon Illinois?”

Oh you probably suck.”
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barstow, illinois

Is a small town . If you blink you will miss it .
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Rochelle Illinois

This is a town full of Mexicans and Niggers. Be careful when driving through Rochelle, IL. A carjacker is waiting at every corner. They do have the best fried chicken and tacos though.
I slipped on some black ice in Rochelle Illinois. When I stood up my wallet and watch were missing!
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Rochelle Illinois

This is a town full of Mexicans and Niggers. Be careful when driving through Rochelle, IL. A carjacker is waiting at every corner. They do have the best fried chicken and tacos though.
I slipped on some black ice in Rochelle Illinois. When I stood up my wallet and watch were missing!
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The Illinois Incident

The Illinois Incident shouldn't be talked about ;)
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Illinois scratch and sniff

When you have your sisters underwear in your pocket while playing basketball and you sniff it before shooting
Oh yeah I made my shot after the Illinois scratch and sniff
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