Ian

Lengthy ass mother fucker, pizza face looking like a fucking inverted oompaloompa. Basically the human embodiment of pizza crust with half a pepperoni on it.

Girl 1: *puking
Girl 2: Saw Ian?
Girl 1 as she is puking: ya

by It’s Ian January 28, 2018

ian

the conjunction of i and ain’t . ( eye-an )

Brea “ coach D said we got practice tomorrow. “
Shauna “ i don’t care ian going i already had plans. “

by a bitch named trish September 21, 2019

ian

a cute guy but not trustworthy. pisses you off whenever he gets the chance and lies right out of his ass and makes you believe it. usually a cheater and likes to date his ex's best friends

watch out for ian don't let him around your friends

by sadbih June 23, 2019

Ian

An absolute fat and ugly disgusting PIG who will always snatch your truffles and pleasure himself to pigs.

God why is Ian always watching those pigs in the farm? Quite strange isn’t it?

by SlappyGranPappy October 26, 2020

Ian

Ian will probably give off a bad vibe. He is a real looker, but looks can conceive. He most likely does some sort of electronic smoke or some type of drug. He will also make out with you in very public places. I wouldn’t recommend hanging out with an Ian.

Ian is such a bad kid!

Yeah I would stay away from him if i were you!

by addiegrrrace December 10, 2019

Ian

A tall black man. He will beat you up if you are fat.

Ian stop calling me obese.

by Obesekid April 6, 2022

Ian

Ian's are a petty but an amazing person they will always be by your side no matter what they will be there for you if you have an Ian don't ever let them go they will hide their feelings for you if it makes you happy in a way Ian's are amazing and friendly needs

Girl:Ian you are really amazing
Ian: thank you

by Ian'sgay15793 April 2, 2019