To be amazed or overwhelmed when you see someone using an iPad.
To amaze or impress someone that knows or has seen that you own an iPad.
To amaze or impress someone that knows or has seen that you own an iPad.
by Toastmaster7727 April 29, 2011
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by John July 24, 2008
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The electronic tampon (commonly referred to as an iPad) is a very crappy sanitary napkin for women with web browsing capabilities. The tampon should not be confused with a real computer, as computers actually have a keyboard, an x86 or x86_64 processor and upgradability.
The tampon is designed specifically for two kinds of women, poor ones and stupid ones. The poor ones buy the tampon because they cannot afford a real computer, the stupid ones buy the tampon because they either don't know how to use a real computer or mistake the tampon for a real computer.
The tampon is a plague among us and must be stopped. The tampon is taking away marketshare from real computers including Apple's Mac's. The tampon is destroying the computer industry and hurting software developers like myself who choose to develop for COMPUTERS, NOT TOYS.
The tampon does have one good use, as a woman's sanitary napkin.
The tampon is designed specifically for two kinds of women, poor ones and stupid ones. The poor ones buy the tampon because they cannot afford a real computer, the stupid ones buy the tampon because they either don't know how to use a real computer or mistake the tampon for a real computer.
The tampon is a plague among us and must be stopped. The tampon is taking away marketshare from real computers including Apple's Mac's. The tampon is destroying the computer industry and hurting software developers like myself who choose to develop for COMPUTERS, NOT TOYS.
The tampon does have one good use, as a woman's sanitary napkin.
by iBoy2G October 5, 2012
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stupid hoe that turned against the originals to be an iparkee. one that was supposed to PRETEND to be as stupid as porsche, and not actually BE that stupid. One who doesnt know how to put eyeliner on correctly.
also refer to n00b and whore bag.
also refer to n00b and whore bag.
an ipark porsche is a fucking retard who thinks that she CHOSE to join ipark, but in reality was forced to join with them since that's where all the unwanted losers go
by anynomousss September 5, 2008
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