this expression is a superstition that is used in the hope that a good thing will continue to occur even after its mentioned.
For Example : "My throat is finally feeling better, knock on wood!"
or
"I'm so happy it hasn't rained yet, knock on wood"
or
"I'm so happy it hasn't rained yet, knock on wood"
by [DEE]best! December 27, 2009

Mr. Wood is a rare breed of human. only one has been reported to the geneticists of sci tech. aka the rulers of the universe
mr woods tend to take whatever form you could ask of them, without being a pushover. mr woods are tall, white, bald, and amazing. they are also pure souls. very. pure. souls.
they tend to arise extreme emotions of high school students. everyone loves mr wood.
mr woods tend to take whatever form you could ask of them, without being a pushover. mr woods are tall, white, bald, and amazing. they are also pure souls. very. pure. souls.
they tend to arise extreme emotions of high school students. everyone loves mr wood.
by scitechians August 5, 2008

A chess term for one who only knows how the pieces move. They do not know any strategy behind these moves.
Relevance: Back in the day, chess pieces were made of wood. To be called a wood-pusher is an insult. It means you know only how the pieces move, and no strategy towards the game of chess at all.
Relevance: Back in the day, chess pieces were made of wood. To be called a wood-pusher is an insult. It means you know only how the pieces move, and no strategy towards the game of chess at all.
Person 1: Dude, do you really want to play me at chess?
Person 2: Yeah I'm really good!
(Person 1 defeats Person 2 easily, without even having to think.)
Person 1: Man, despite all that yang talk, you're just another wood-pusher.
Person 2: Yeah I'm really good!
(Person 1 defeats Person 2 easily, without even having to think.)
Person 1: Man, despite all that yang talk, you're just another wood-pusher.
by ChessWizard June 14, 2010

A whore monger who'll only go for white meat.
Abdulla says he ain't interested in no gravy booty no more. I think that mofo gone Tiger Woods on bitches.
by Skinny Black1 December 6, 2009

by Greg "El Capitan" April 29, 2006

When you see someone, a girl if you're a guy and a guy if you're a girl, and suddenly find there's a physical liking towards that person... Almost like a mental boner, but more subtle... Also bears the same meaning as the saying 'I would', ie, I would tap that!
I saw this girl, with a face, and boobage, and immediately classified her as Eye Wood... mostly because I would!
by King-Julian May 18, 2010

Kylie Jenner's best friend who accidentally touched Kylie's older sister Khloe Khardashian's boyfriend's pee pee. The man involved, Tristan Thomson, also accidentally touched her and the two accidentally started grabbing each other passionately and accidentally locked lips and such.
No, I do not think the Kardashians are great people (maybe Kendall is an exception), so both Jordyn and they suck dick, really.
No, I do not think the Kardashians are great people (maybe Kendall is an exception), so both Jordyn and they suck dick, really.
(Jordyn Woods's shitty rhapsody)
Kylie: here, Jordyn, some socks for you.
Jordyn: thanks! :-*
*later*
Jordyn: Oh yes Tristan! Yesssssss!!!
Media: Tristan caught cheating on Khloe with Jordyn, so sad, boo-hoo. :(
Kylie: *takes previously given socks back and flips Jordyn off* you snake!
Jordyn: It wAs AlcoHOL!1!
Kylie: here, Jordyn, some socks for you.
Jordyn: thanks! :-*
*later*
Jordyn: Oh yes Tristan! Yesssssss!!!
Media: Tristan caught cheating on Khloe with Jordyn, so sad, boo-hoo. :(
Kylie: *takes previously given socks back and flips Jordyn off* you snake!
Jordyn: It wAs AlcoHOL!1!
by Emmy_Lee.Lee February 26, 2019
