I ask Jim our computer guy to install my workstation before lunch, instead he left for lunch early. I got Raked
by Bulldogslobber December 16, 2011
by chaface21 November 21, 2019
The slogan printed on a badge, mask, or T-shirt worn by most CCP members, who want to proudly announce to the world that they have faith in their homemade half-baked vaccine, which has yet to be WHO-approved—in the name of vaccine nationalism, no health risks would deter them from being jabbed.
In a number of cities with a significant number of foreigners, outside local hospitals, vaccinated residents are offered a “I Got My Sinovac Shot” sticker for putting their trust in their locally made life-saving product.
by MathPlus March 27, 2021
Said by people who don't know what Murphy's law is.
If this phrase is ever spoken in a tense situation, expect the worst.
If this phrase is ever spoken in a tense situation, expect the worst.
While chopping wood, 1# axe got lodged in the log.
1# : "Don't worry, I got this."
2# : "Alright, I'll take the chopped logs down the hill."
1# pulled on the handle but broke off the head of the axe and hit 2# on the head with the handle, making 2# drop the logs down the hill onto a nearby roadway causing the nearby car to roll over the logs making it crash into a telephone pole causing the power to go out in the nearby town.
1# : "Don't worry, I got this."
2# : "Alright, I'll take the chopped logs down the hill."
1# pulled on the handle but broke off the head of the axe and hit 2# on the head with the handle, making 2# drop the logs down the hill onto a nearby roadway causing the nearby car to roll over the logs making it crash into a telephone pole causing the power to go out in the nearby town.
by av9e February 18, 2022
by Rageman362 June 17, 2020
by Gh00stG0rl December 02, 2020
A modern, progressive, all encompassing, wholesome, not mean to animals, gay take on the phrase "I've got bigger fish to fry!"
Beta: "Chad, we should play Fortnite later, it's been so long! 😊"
Chad: "You play your video games, I got bigger dicks to suck!"
Chad: "You play your video games, I got bigger dicks to suck!"
by NNapples was in use August 14, 2022