I took your sister on a date last night. She kept saying no to my cock, so I gave her some hooker juice and she wouldn't get off me.
Your sister wouldn't play with my balls, but after I gave her some hooker juice, she was sucking my cock down like it was her job!
Your sister wouldn't play with my balls, but after I gave her some hooker juice, she was sucking my cock down like it was her job!
by Jerold & Nicole January 7, 2009
Get the hooker juice mug.A woman, usually very hot (but not always), who will essentially trade sex for gifts, some form of help/assistance or in order to social climb. These are the women who expect to be (well) taken care of by wealthy men (because they think they are worth it) - women who hang around VIP sections at clubs, etc. They aren't on the clock like a hooker and they aren't directly paid like a hooker, but they don't spread their legs or give you the time of day unless they are getting something or they think you will get something from you....thus making them halfway hookers.
That halfway hooker I met at in the VIP section of the club was expensive - I had to take her shopping, out to dinner a few times and away for a weekend just to get her into bed!
That girl is looking for sugardaddy - what a halfway hooker!
That girl is looking for sugardaddy - what a halfway hooker!
by LeDudemon April 9, 2010
Get the Halfway Hooker mug.Any shoes with a heal over 2".
Usually worn by Hookers or any Females wanting to advertise they want to get fucked.
The shoes make a sound similar to the Hoofs of a Horse
Usually worn by Hookers or any Females wanting to advertise they want to get fucked.
The shoes make a sound similar to the Hoofs of a Horse
While sitting in my Upstairs Hotel Room I heard the sound of Hooker Hoofs walking down the hall.
I could not Resist Peeking out the curtains to see what the girl looked like.
I could not Resist Peeking out the curtains to see what the girl looked like.
by selvol August 10, 2014
Get the Hooker Hoofs mug.Hooker spit contains many substances, such as:
weed, nicotine, ash, alcohol, cocaine, sperm, skin tissue, fuzz,
some times teeth, blood, hair, sweat, and tears of children.
weed, nicotine, ash, alcohol, cocaine, sperm, skin tissue, fuzz,
some times teeth, blood, hair, sweat, and tears of children.
"Hey Tim!"
"Yeah!"
"You got any beer with you?"
"Dude, it's 8:30 in the morning!"
"Yeah, but I gotta get the taste of hooker spit out of my mouth."
"You know what, I think I'll have a beer to"
"Yeah!"
"You got any beer with you?"
"Dude, it's 8:30 in the morning!"
"Yeah, but I gotta get the taste of hooker spit out of my mouth."
"You know what, I think I'll have a beer to"
by Srsneaky July 16, 2009
Get the hooker spit mug.Poop that came from a hooker's anus. Typically found in places where hookers poop like on the curb, on the floor in that Chinese food store on the corner, between dumpsters, in the bed of a parked pickup truck, in a McDonald's bag, in your car after you fed them and tried to talk them out of a certain lifestyle.
Goddammit, grandma. Let me call you back. I just stepped in a huge pile of hooker poop and it is stuck to the bottom of my flip-flop.
by Johnny Marshmallow August 18, 2009
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