A long two year mindfuck that requires you to second guess everything you think about the world. The teachers assigns you pages of homework each day that you don't have the time to complete or remember to fucking do. The level of bullshit that you have to go through for the next goddamn two years just for a motherfucking diploma is so stupid. The history teacher is usually cool though.
by KNC Undercover January 18, 2022
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"Oh hey, did you see the new episode of Puppet History?"
"Yeah, Ryan didn't win this time either did he?"
"No, he didn't."
"Yeah, Ryan didn't win this time either did he?"
"No, he didn't."
by sleeepytime July 31, 2021
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Sacha: I'm a History Student because I want to get Rudy Guilani to take his winky out on TV
Sacha: I'm a History Student because I want to get Rudy Guilani to take his winky out on TV
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Get the Hood History mug.A sex act so depraved, that it could not be described in detail on cable television. It involves moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup. It is widely held that the moose antlers are used to sodomize two males simultaneously while they jerk off using maple syrup as lube, and both cum into the Stanley Cup. It is at this time that a third party will drink the semen from the Stanley Cup and gurgle the words: Canada's History. This act was originally created and performed by Steven Colbert of the Colbert Report.
Man, that party was crazy. That part with the Canada's history totally blew my mind, and ruined the party completely. That Steven Colbert guy is sick.
by The Report February 4, 2010
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Not much is known about it because so very few people have actually performed it. It is rumored that "putting it all in" is the hardest part.
Not much is known about it because so very few people have actually performed it. It is rumored that "putting it all in" is the hardest part.
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