hitting a deer

If you are on your way to get some poontang from RAH and you suck at driving, you're driving fast, and it's on a gravel road (which you're pretty screwed)you'll most likely wreck so then you have to tell your mommy you were in the process of "hitting a deer". So then everyone will make fun of you, and they know what truly happened and you have only owned your truck for a little over a week and then you have to pay $1,000 cuz you "hit a deer".

Man, have you heard about that Matt Osbourne guy. He supposedly "hit a deer". That's what he told his mommy cuz he sucked so bad at driving cuz he was trying to get some from RAH. What a fagel.

by Raymond Garcia April 7, 2005

Hitting the slopes

To have sex with Asian women.

Ever since he got with Chung-Li, Glenn has been hitting the slopes exclusively. He's got the yellow fever bad.

by BenSmith April 27, 2006

hitting the whip

An urban dance move that white people aren't good (again)

Markese: Yo, Mark was hitting the whip at Homecoming last night. It was funny as hell!
Antoine: Boi, you know dem white folk ain't good at our dances.

by Truther007 June 8, 2015

Hitting The Tree

A euphemism for getting high.

"Excuse me while I go hit the tree bro."

"Andy looks fucked. Was he Hitting The Tree again?"

by MrsDrSeus October 25, 2011

Diane Hastings

To be of pure awesomness and perfection yet slightly insane.

Friend: How was your date last night with Diane?
Brian: Man she totally Diane Hastings that blowjob last night.

by blackdragon9229 April 8, 2011

Crash Test Hastings

During anal, Hastings and his partner stand up facing the edge of the bed. Hastings' partner is behind him with just the tip of his penis inserted in Hasting's asshole. They they both fall forward onto the bed causing the rest of Hasting's partners penis to ram up his ass.

The best bump Jason ever took was so good, they named it after him..Crash Test Hastings.

by RobJeremy May 19, 2016

Hitting a lick

Originated as the meaning “robbing a liquor store”, but has been gentrified on tiktok by eboys to the point where it means stealing a bag of chips from the vending machine.

Dally got popped like 5 times yesterday after hitting a lick

by Coco-onthe-LoLo September 17, 2021