colorado handjob

The intentional act of giving a handjob while smoking weed.

Last night was crazy, Lisa gave me a Colorado handjob and now my penis hurts.

colorado handjob by Hendookie December 23, 2018

puke handjob 

also known as a ph. a puke handjob is when a woman chokes on your cock, throws up on it, and procedes to jack the guy off with the puke as lubricant. this only happens when your fucked up hopefully unless someone has a really sick fetish. puke handjobs are not enjoyable and are usually acidic in nature, which in turn burns the mans dick.

I was so fucked up last night, i let amber give me a puke handjob. my dick is still on fire.

puke handjob by jagerbombs123 November 15, 2010

jellyfish handjob 

A move used by inexperienced teen girls. Instead of gripping the shaft like they should, the girl instead just uses the ends of her fingers on the tip, so that her hand looks similar to a swimming jellyfish.

My fifteen year old girlfriend just gave me a jellyfish handjob. I told her if she doesn't grip it next time, mr. backhand comes out

jellyfish handjob by ihatebuffering March 21, 2011

mexican handjob 

When a woman wraps your wang in a burrito or soft shell taco and procedes to jerk you insanely until you spooge into a crunchy chicken chalupa.

Ernesto: Yo, that whack bitch wouldn't give me a mexican handjob so I gave her a mexican avalanche.

Umberto: Fuck that shit homie, you still work at Taco Bell?

Ernesto: Nah bitch, I got fired for shooting my jizz load in the sour cream!

Umberto: Playa you trippin!

mexican handjob by Cant Blame the Wang August 15, 2006

New Jersey Handjob

The act of getting a handjob from someone who just took a shit and didnt wash there hands.

Hey that bitch just gave me a new jersey handjob and now my dick smells like shit

New Jersey Handjob by alec547 November 28, 2010

Bangkok Handjob 

when after a ejaculating, a male realises that what he was pleasuring himself to was a transexual

lads, i was a bit drunk last night and gave myself a bangkok handjob

Bangkok Handjob by henrytipple August 14, 2009

Vermont Handjob 

Your girl or boy covers their hand in maple syrup and then proceeds to give you a handjob.

My girlfriend gave me a vermont handjob saturday morning and then we ate pancakes

Vermont Handjob by Turdferg February 2, 2017