Holiday Homeworks
English substantive
This name was chosen because "Medieval Instruments Of Torture" was too long.
After another fucking year of torture, stress, worries and teachers who alert students to tests only the day before and then complain about grades (more commonly called school) you can't wait to get away from that mass of troubles you've been forced to spend your days with. You already think about the sea, the beach, friends, those fucking hot guys with costumes from which you can see their dick and abs more perfect than Lady Gaga, but then THEY come into play.
Teachers think it's a simple way to keep fit and help us not forget our fucking home address, but that shit will only help us think about other possible methods of committing suicide.
English substantive
This name was chosen because "Medieval Instruments Of Torture" was too long.
After another fucking year of torture, stress, worries and teachers who alert students to tests only the day before and then complain about grades (more commonly called school) you can't wait to get away from that mass of troubles you've been forced to spend your days with. You already think about the sea, the beach, friends, those fucking hot guys with costumes from which you can see their dick and abs more perfect than Lady Gaga, but then THEY come into play.
Teachers think it's a simple way to keep fit and help us not forget our fucking home address, but that shit will only help us think about other possible methods of committing suicide.
X: Hey dude what are u doing with that knife?
Y: Oh, itz true, your teacher hasn't told you about them yet
X: W-w-wait.... Are u talking about.... THEM?
Y: Yes dude... The H-Holiday Homeworks...
X: Do you mind if I borrow the knife when you're done?
Y: Oh, itz true, your teacher hasn't told you about them yet
X: W-w-wait.... Are u talking about.... THEM?
Y: Yes dude... The H-Holiday Homeworks...
X: Do you mind if I borrow the knife when you're done?
by nickiminajisthequeenofrap12343 September 09, 2021
by M4rth1n March 20, 2020
Person 1: Your Irish why are you celebrating Cinco de Mayo?
Person 2: BECAUSE IT'S A DRINKING HOLIDAY! *chugs down a Guiness*
Person 2: BECAUSE IT'S A DRINKING HOLIDAY! *chugs down a Guiness*
by Mr. PandaBear May 06, 2011
1. The surprise/ shock of an upcoming holiday, and denying it being that holiday, because it "snuck up on you"
2. The feeling of remorse you get after a certain holiday is over, meaning you will have to wait another year for it to come again
3. The out right inability to accept a holiday being over, shown by continuing to celebrate long after it is necessary
4. Refusing to celebrate a holiday
2. The feeling of remorse you get after a certain holiday is over, meaning you will have to wait another year for it to come again
3. The out right inability to accept a holiday being over, shown by continuing to celebrate long after it is necessary
4. Refusing to celebrate a holiday
"I can't believe it's Christmas already! Last time I looked it was October... Is it really tomorrow? I must be in holiday-denial. "
Becky: "So there goes another Valentines day... Without a date... I really thought something special would happen... Maybe next year"
Cindy: "you have total holiday-denial."
"Those guys are still doing fireworks? It's like 2 am!!"
"it's holiday-denial my friend. They can't accept that it's over."
Jim the douche: "Yeah I'm a vegan so I choose to give thanks by not killing a turkey for this day"
Rick: *whispers* "holiday-denial"
Becky: "So there goes another Valentines day... Without a date... I really thought something special would happen... Maybe next year"
Cindy: "you have total holiday-denial."
"Those guys are still doing fireworks? It's like 2 am!!"
"it's holiday-denial my friend. They can't accept that it's over."
Jim the douche: "Yeah I'm a vegan so I choose to give thanks by not killing a turkey for this day"
Rick: *whispers* "holiday-denial"
by Itsqaffletime July 05, 2013
Christmas and New Years are great, but don't forget how awesome the entire work Holiday Taint is in between.
by ABG123 December 27, 2017
A holiday-spammer is a person who sends a mass holiday greeting text/email/or post to all of his or her friends on holiday's such as Christmas and New Years.
Most holiday-spammers are those friends you never hear from except on these occasions.
Most holiday-spammers are those friends you never hear from except on these occasions.
Every Christmas I received my phone is spammed with holiday greetings from my friends I hardly talk too, they are such holiday-spammers.
by GrammerNoGood December 27, 2011
Thug Holiday is a Holiday designated for thug’s or a thug . A day to celebrate the death of your dead homies. On August 1st
by Highlander02 July 18, 2019