Hen Mustache

While most hens don't have a hairy beak this rare occurance happens when chickens have been exposed too much genetically modified organisms in their feed.

Also a varient on the Dirty Sanchez where you replace fecal matter with egg yolks.

You can't give her a Hen Mustache without breaking a few eggs.

by Hen Mustache October 6, 2021

Roosters in the hen house

Straight men at a lesbian bar

Hey Becky, what are those guys doing here?

Becky: Oh they're just roosters in the hen house

by llameboy July 6, 2018

Kuel Hen

Noun: (person) Hip navel line eternal womb carriers (have/has/had).

The Kuel Hen is the grandiose treasure to el turt denali.
Roop that loudly!

by Ambassador General Anus Cleon December 17, 2021

Hen&Jer

the two realist people, if they are a hen&jer you better keep them in ya life!

Bro they found their hen&jer! Lucky ducks!

by CodenameJericho September 25, 2018

hen hud

A place where education goes to die

Person 1: yo what school you go to?
Person 2: hen hud
Person 1: 💀

by the only ray October 15, 2023

STEP-HEN

A friend WhoIsABiotchAndTouches/Squeeses your tits for some reason

HE IS ACTING LIKE A STEP-HEN

by Dumbshit!!!!!!! April 3, 2020

horsy-hen

A horse featuring the neck and facial characteristics of a hen

As the sun rose over the enchanted valley, the elusive Horsy-Hen trotted through the mist, its feathery face peeking curiously at the travelers

by varin October 1, 2025