Hamburger Helper

To fuck a girl so hard her pussy is destroyed.

Your at the bar with your buddies and a hot girl walks by. You say to your buddy: "hey jeff, I'm gonna Hamburger helper that broads pussy tonight!"

by Bruce Twayne December 20, 2008

ingrid hamburger

Round people. A being that resembles the blueberry from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. Ingrid Hamburgers usually attempt to be hxc and has pit sweats which can be seen from 50 feet away. The stench can be smelled from 80 feet. Ingrid Hamburgers are scene queens gone completely bad! (completely demented to the max) The ingrid species
tend to wear melting eyeliner causing the hamburger to eventually go blind.

Person 1: Oh no someone ate my 300 hamburgers.
Person 2: IT WAS INGRID HAMBURGER!!!!!!

by im a hustlaaaaaa December 14, 2008

hamburger party

a barbeque

I threw a hamburger party for Steve's big "coming out"

by codysteve December 12, 2003

hamburger helper

when you take a shit in a girls vagina and then cum in it and then you mix it all in then eat it o so slowly

I hate hamburger helper they taste like crap

by brian jenkins January 29, 2008

hamburger curtains

when a girl, (most likely a whore or porn star) is so blown out and loose that the outer labia of her vagina resemble well-cooked red meat, or roast beef

damn yo, i fucked her, but she been hit a few thousand times, you shoulda seen the hamburger curtains on her

by j deezy August 20, 2007

Hamburger Helper

the name of a contact in your phone that you use to replace the name of a girl or your drug dealer

Aye, Hamburger Helper texted me today and wants to meet

by lmaoobob December 8, 2016

samuel hamburger

A really awesome dude with a horse dick and a big heart.

IF YOU TALK TO SAMUEL HAMBURGER I WILL RIP YOUR LEG OFF

by Juliana Hamburger December 22, 2017