alty grammar

altrincham grammar school is a piece of shit, it's minorities are as so: 40% white, 50% asian, 1% black, 9% yellow, altrincham grammar school is alternatively called balti grammar in consideration of the sheer number of carpet riding cunts in the school

ahmed: hey look there's alty grammar

mohammed: i know it is a piece of shit

by ninky stigger March 29, 2020

grammar Nazi

Someone who is addicted to correct usage of the English language; often a synonym for copy editors

The grammar Nazi tore this paper apart.

by Bleh November 23, 2002

grammar nazi

a person who does not like incorrect grammar

person: look at that dude he awesme at skateing grammar nazi: awesome* and skating*

by fuzzylane September 23, 2012

Grammar Pound

Giving credit to someone who uses a solid word that perfectly describes the situation/feelings, but it has to be an impressive word. Also includes the act of actually pounding that person and saying "Grammar Pound."

Andy - "So Eric, how was the Dali museum?"
Eric - "It was awesome! The paintings were crazy and I was astonished!"
Andy - "Astonished?!? That's a solid word. Dude that deserves a Grammar Pound!"

by Andy's Eriction June 21, 2010

Apple Grammar

The standard way of typing or verbally using Apple product terminology.

i: The "i" at the beginning of product names is always lowercase and is always followed by a capital letter (not a hyphen, space, or the like).

iPod touch: Never should be referred to as an "iTouch".
There is no such thing.

Proper Apple grammar insures I sound knowledgable about my favorite products.

I love my iPod.

I need to charge my iPhone.

Can I borrow your iPod touch?

by Apple Fan Boy November 13, 2011

Grammar Nazi

A native english-speaking person with an urge to correct every misspelled word, because they have a micropenis.

"Hello, how long is youre penis?"
"your*, I'm such a Grammar Nazi! ... 7 millimeters."

by Urban talker February 28, 2015

grammar freak

someone who perpetually corrects the grammar of both himself and others, either mentally or aloud

Bill: Yeah, there were way less people then I thought there would be.
Jane: Don't you mean "there were way FEWER people THAN I thought there would be"?
Bill: You're a grammar freak.

by Miss Uppity January 2, 2009