one who knows all things concerning the gooch and all things gooch related. usually a friend with a lot of pervy knowledge and b/c of that creepy plethora of knowledge you usually ask in full confidence w/o feeling too uncomfortable. that friend will either become the next Sue Johanson's or a gyno
by miss michele March 14, 2008
A mushroom like fungus that grows on a mans gooch after he has put aside his hygiene for a period of time.
by AM-Unit December 01, 2009
insted of a doubble chin a doubble gooch on a very obese person that is soaked with sweat and other kind of dirty odors that the body gives off.
by Tony Macari December 02, 2004
After finishing cardio at the gym and moving to weights, the Gooch Stain is what remains on the seats of gym equipment after you complete your sets. The gooch is where the sweat from your back and front collect during rigorous exercise. The Gooch Stain can be likened to the Snail Trail, albeit in a non-sexual way.
Jeff: "Alright, dude, I'm done with my sets. Your turn."
Royce: (disgusted) "Um, yeah ... would ya mind wiping off the seat there, fatty? Your gooch stain is making me want to ralph.
Royce: (disgusted) "Um, yeah ... would ya mind wiping off the seat there, fatty? Your gooch stain is making me want to ralph.
by 2smokingbarrels October 24, 2008
"damn, did you see john's gooch last night, it was certaintly a smelly gooch, unlike billy's which happens to have a flowery scent."
by jamalshamali September 01, 2009
The distinct and often gag-inducing smell that emanates from one's gooch after physically exerting oneself.
Dude1: what is that smell?! I feel as if the stank monster just wrested control of my nostrils!
Dude2: my bad, I got some bad gooch honey goin on downstairs.
Dude2: my bad, I got some bad gooch honey goin on downstairs.
by Caesar Palaće March 13, 2010
1.the same thing as a crotch goblin but with a funnier definition
2. a baby
3. what hides in old lady's gooches
2. a baby
3. what hides in old lady's gooches
by "pop"errrrrattaboy February 03, 2008