insted of a doubble chin a doubble gooch on a very obese person that is soaked with sweat and other kind of dirty odors that the body gives off.
by Tony Macari December 02, 2004
one who knows all things concerning the gooch and all things gooch related. usually a friend with a lot of pervy knowledge and b/c of that creepy plethora of knowledge you usually ask in full confidence w/o feeling too uncomfortable. that friend will either become the next Sue Johanson's or a gyno
by miss michele March 14, 2008
A mushroom like fungus that grows on a mans gooch after he has put aside his hygiene for a period of time.
by AM-Unit December 01, 2009
After finishing cardio at the gym and moving to weights, the Gooch Stain is what remains on the seats of gym equipment after you complete your sets. The gooch is where the sweat from your back and front collect during rigorous exercise. The Gooch Stain can be likened to the Snail Trail, albeit in a non-sexual way.
Jeff: "Alright, dude, I'm done with my sets. Your turn."
Royce: (disgusted) "Um, yeah ... would ya mind wiping off the seat there, fatty? Your gooch stain is making me want to ralph.
Royce: (disgusted) "Um, yeah ... would ya mind wiping off the seat there, fatty? Your gooch stain is making me want to ralph.
by 2smokingbarrels October 24, 2008
"damn, did you see john's gooch last night, it was certaintly a smelly gooch, unlike billy's which happens to have a flowery scent."
by jamalshamali September 01, 2009
the Gooch strip is an area on a man's gooch which is totally deviod of any pubic hair as a result of having is waxed or shaved. the Gooch strip has been pioneered for several reasons.
a) To provide higher pleasure for a gooch stroker
b) To make it possible for a friend to gooch snort
c) general heatlh and hygiene of the Gooch itself
d) to reduce some of the adverse affects of Gooch Throb
a) To provide higher pleasure for a gooch stroker
b) To make it possible for a friend to gooch snort
c) general heatlh and hygiene of the Gooch itself
d) to reduce some of the adverse affects of Gooch Throb
eric ppaced the waxing strip onto his gooch with deft precision, a bead of sweat rolled down his face as he considered the possible ramifications of misplacing the wax strip... he shuddered as he thought of tearing his bacon strip right off. Eric inhaled deeply, and started counting down from then, when he got to four he surprised himself and tore the wax strip off "BWAAAAAAAAAAHRGHMNFT" he shrieked as the wax strip tore away each and every hair on his gooch. Eric smiled to himself as he gazed upon the beauty of his now perfectly formed gooch strip and chuckled out loud the words his Great-Great Grandfater passed to him "perfection has its price."
by The Padre October 22, 2009
The distinct and often gag-inducing smell that emanates from one's gooch after physically exerting oneself.
Dude1: what is that smell?! I feel as if the stank monster just wrested control of my nostrils!
Dude2: my bad, I got some bad gooch honey goin on downstairs.
Dude2: my bad, I got some bad gooch honey goin on downstairs.
by Caesar Palaće March 13, 2010