Garrett

Garrett is a tall, athletic, long haired narcissist. When you first meet a Garrett, he will appear charming and non the less, your dream man. But, after a couple months maybe even years, he will ghost you and get a new girlfriend that he has “had an off-and-on thing” with this mystery girl since the fifth grade. So, during your off time you find her instagram, as one does, and you discover that Garrett isn’t her first boyfriend this year! In fact, he was the fourth.
Person one: I think i’m in love with Garrett!
Person two: No, you aren’t.
by nhlax28 April 30, 2022
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Verb; To destroy something in a ridiculous way
Past; Garratted
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One of the best guys out there, honestly. He's got the most gorgeous green eyes and anyone can get easily lost in them and their beauty. While he does make some poor decisions, it's ok because he's just living for the thrill of it. If this reaches the right Garrett, then he should know how amazing he is and all he needs is to keep trying.
"Did you see that boy? He's almost as beautiful as Garrett."
"Garrett's honestly majestic."
by AHopelessRomanticFromTheCut January 29, 2024
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Having to stir your shit tank in your RV with a stick.
Black water tank plugged up had to Garrett that son of a bitch so it would drain.
by Josh pound town July 15, 2019
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very short with an even shorter temper
“Garrett told me to f off this morning
by lollolloveerrr November 18, 2021
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has gonnoreah bad... but loves his danny devito
danny devito: ur hot but u have reah
Garrett: shit my bad
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A low IQ man that departs that same few words such as brain dead, retard and much other stupid shit. Garrett is also the guy who would get rejected but gets salty at other people. Garrett is one of those people you just randomly receive a dick pic from but it’s a fucking side ways rectangle and it only stands 3 inches. Garrett is the one person who would never follow through ton stuff such as going out side or getting a job or hanging out with friends what ever it is he dose not stick with his word.
Man is that Garrett I fucking hate that kid what a Douche.
by Shjabsjejd August 09, 2020
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