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Hot Lips Gonzalez

That thing when a woman goes to the bathroom after chopping jalapeños, and neglecting to wash her hands-and the resulting “down there” pain. Southern cousin to Hot Lips Houlihan on M.A.S.H.
I was in a hurry, making my famous spicy queso. I went to the bathroom and BAM, Hot Lips Gonzalez in my shorts!
by Fionna Schwab April 23, 2023
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K. Drizz Gonzalez

Midwestern slang word for a bully of Mexican heritage. Mostly used in central Illinois, northwestern Indiana, and some parts of Idaho
Big dude on campus: Dude, there’s a bunch of K. Drizz Gonzalezes around downtown Mazon. Watch out.

Underweight man of short stature: Thanks for the info, I’ll take another way through town!
by JarCorn (The First of Many) February 20, 2021
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Mr. Gonzalez

"yo did you hear about Mr. Gonzalez?"
"Yeah, he's amazing"
by anonymous February 26, 2025
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