Shut the fuck up

Noone cares about your urban dictionary name

"ohOHoHo hEy gUyS lOoK aT wHaT mY uRbAN naME saYS, iM hOt aNd cARInG"
"Richard shut the fuck up"

by josh.exe November 25, 2021

Fuck up an Anvil

An ability to screw up simple tasks. Commonly written out as "X could fuck up an anvil" it is meant to imply a thing that should otherwise be unbreakable is not safe with them. A common revision of the insult involves adding the words "with a rubber mallet," as the fact that rubber is softer than steel means it should be impossible for a rubber mallet to do any damage to a steel anvil.

"Did Mike just touch the thing with the big sign right next to it that says 'do not touch?'"
"Yeah. Mike ... Mike could fuck up an anvil."
"With a rubber hammer."

by MapleStreet May 8, 2020

drunk the fuck up

Inebriated enough to, wholeheartedly, believe in the fabrications created by one's own mind; regardless of the baselessness of the belief. 😐

Bobby: ¡Arrivederci amico mio!
Daniel: ¡Autentico, mi amor!
Bobby: But.... you're drunk the fuck up😑😑😑

Daniel: *ahhbpltt* 🤪

by SlasherDreams March 23, 2020

Fuck up montana

“Fuck up montana” is a term used when referring to an older Asian woman pegging a younger white male. This saying originates From the book “Sprague High School Adventures”

1: Wow! Willa is totally fucking up montana right now! His asshole is getting penetrated thoroughly.

(“Fuck up montana” is a term used when referring to an older Asian woman pegging a younger white male. This saying originates From the book “Sprague High School Adventures”)

by Diego’s creamy info June 17, 2022

fucked up the ass

To insert a penis into a anal cavity

There was this girl I fucked up the ass last night

by Zicorp12345678900987654321 April 25, 2016

FUCKED UP alert

A phrase to exclaim loudly when you hear/see anything that's, well, fucked up. The louder you scream this, the better.

Amy: I got an B on my math quiz.

Me: So?

Amy: I haven't been at school for the last twelve weeks.

Me: FUCKED UP alert.

by Jay I Am February 8, 2006

fucked up shit

Urinating and covering a dying woman with shaving cream.

Anderson shouted "this is YouTube material" as he urinated on - and later smothered shaving foam over - the victim, an elderly woman who had collapsed near his Hartlepool house.

The old woman's last words were reported to be "this is some fucked up shit!"

by My essence has no names October 2, 2007