Titty frog

A giant frog with big ol mommy milkers. Big green tits, on a frog. A giant frog. The frog has to be at least 15 feet tall to be able to be a titty frog. Big gigantic jugs full of frog milk. Titty frog can often be used by cults as sacrificial objects, just lop off their honkers and sacrifice em to Satan.

What will Satan do with giant frog tits?

Why! That's a silly question.

Satan uses frog tits as hats of course. Frog tits keep ya ears and head warm, and they're very stylish. They come in packs of 2! Buy frog tit hats now! Just gotta sell your soul to Satan, or steal from cults, easy!

Guy 1: nice hat ya got there
Satan: Wow thanks. It was fan mail from some dudes who lopped off the boobs of a Titty frog.

by someone in need of Jesus November 24, 2020

Fuck frog

A fucked frog is the worst type of friend you can have, it will tell your mother you are taking illicit drugs, it will tell your teacher that was you who draw the penis in the the white board at school. A fuck frog is a total cunt that is always looking with his big open 180 degrees eye sight to catch someone doing something bad to expose straight away.

Mum: Well Eric, have a great time at Stacy’s party!

Eric: Thanks mum.

Eric’s Friend: Eric will be taking mdma tonight

Eric: oh you fuck frog

by Ericthekid100 June 16, 2021

Frog Sucker

A less pussy way to call a Frenchman a frog.

"Those stinkin' frog suckers be the death of us all!" -- Tesco Vee, from the song "French People Suck"

by Coz August 22, 2003

frog splooge

At what point in your life did you wish to look this up
the art of 2+2=5
u r mum

ur mum is a frog splooge
ur dad is dead

by sam thomas charles fries June 3, 2021

Frog Skid

The result of running over the remains of a frog that the car in front has just run over

Driver "Damn I just ran over some Frog Skid"
Passenger "Well I aint cleaning that off the tyres"

by dirtydom April 10, 2010

soggy frog

When the testicles are coated in a soggy film of sweat, and the chap is repeatedly tea-bagging the participants face in a bouncing motion.

Gave her the ol' soggy frog last night, ay

by ParisianYoung September 12, 2015

Stray Frog

The act of performing cunnilingus on a recently met or an otherwise unknown attractive female.

"Dude, that chick was so hot I had to give her the stray frog. I was like pac-man and she was a blinking ghost so I had to eat her."

by CatFancyMagazin August 12, 2012