no friends

Phrase used in situations in which one spends too much time in achieving something, purely for the demotion of another's self-esteem.

*On Facebook*
Daniel: Just went to the midnight release for MW3. Waited for 5 whole hours! You jelly?

Joseph: No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends No Friends.

by Explanations November 14, 2011

Friends

Something you don’t have.

I have no friends

by Jjjjdejjjj September 22, 2018

Friends

Friends are the people you always want to be around. They will stay with you through sorrow, happiness and blessed times. When you walk up to them they greet you with a smile. When your felling down they will ask you whats wrong. No matter gender, race, or opinion friends are the best thing you will ever have.

Friends are the people you will cherish for the rest of your life.

by Elena Cuellar June 11, 2018

friends

Who needs 'em.

Who needs friends?

by samantha j. November 9, 2012

Friends

The people who you annoy the most and get it right back. "Friends" are the species that you never thought you would like until you met them. Most of the time you don't talk to them outside of the event you do together

"omigod, look!" I whispered to my dad. "Those are... Friends!"

"Why don't you talk to them? my dad asked.
"Uhhh… I'm a hypocrite. But so are my "Friends"

by Command C Command V December 10, 2019

Friends

Something you don't have

Person 1: I have no friends
Person 1: Lol I have no friends who am I talking to

by Anonymousbishnextdoor December 12, 2020

friends

What you thought you had.

Friend is a human being who will laugh at you when you're out of toilet paper in school but oh man oh man best friends are worse they will just stab you in the back after 4 years.

by real/name April 19, 2018