freedom fries

Freedom Fries. Rectangular cuts of potato fried in hot vegetable fat and laden with calories and grease. Formerly French Fries, until a gung-ho warmongering US president, specifically George W. Bush, decreed otherwise in possible the most petty "patriotic" move possible. However, this appears to have the wrong effect - The French find the idea of "les frites de la liberté" extremely amusing. Quite frankly I can't say I blame them.

Ah well, I suppose it sums up the calibre of Bush and all those who support him. Idiots.

"It's been another stellar night for KHD. First I went out to MacDonalds and ate some Freedom Fries (chips), then I met up with my girl friend, gave her a Freedom Kiss (tongue kiss). We were making out quite a lot, and we probably would have ended up in bed if I'd remembered to pack a Freedom Letter (condom). Cos without such an item one risks the Freedom Pox (syphilis). So we just went to bed separately. When we woke up, I made her dome Freedom Toast (tartines) and brought her breakfast in bed."

by KHD June 7, 2003

freedom fries

An idiotic attempt to show derision to a country that saved America's ass more than their own, but just happens to not agree with its current dipshit ruler that HOPEFULLY won't be as successful as the transformation of German Toast into French Toast. Fucking morons, always ordering French Toast just because some Nazi's tried to conquer the world.

I'd like some GERMAN toast with my FRENCH fries, thank you, sir.

by EjoThims May 17, 2004

freedom fuck

After breaking up a romantic relationship with your partner, you are rewarded a "freedom fuck" with the person of your choice. The person you choose will not be held against you in the future. This is a freebie. A "freedom fuck" is used as a re-entry into the life of a single person.

I know she wasn't attractive. i never have to see her again. She was my freedom fuck.

by mindyliz2 August 11, 2011

FASCIST-FREEDOM

An oxy - moron philosophy,that was invented by both oxen and morons;a contradictory term practiced in detail by and exported to nations like Iraq and Afghanistan compliments of the current U.S.-NWO "crime,oil and dope cabal"under the guise of humanitarianism and freedom(LOL);an oxymoron that is more ridiculous then most.

We have to deliver FASCIST-FREEDOM to the Arab people,even if it kills them,Senator Bloombush.

by George Prescott Plant December 5, 2003

freedom caucus

An alliance of ultra right-wing lunatics in the U.S. Congress who are owned by industrialist billionaires Charles and David Koch. Aka: Freedumb Kochus

We can't have nice things like Universal Healthcare because of the Freedom Caucus lies and false narratives.

by phiksit February 5, 2018

Freedom Train

When a black girl is trained at a party by 5+ white guys, or when a white girl is trained by 5+ black guys.

Guy #1-Did you hear about Shaquesha?

Guy #2-Nah man, what happened?

Guy #1-That white fraternity ran a Freedom Train on her!

Guy #2-Damn, they borrowed my rockband 3 it better not be scratched!

by mmmmmmarcus November 14, 2010

freedom garden

A garden where one grows bald eagles, models of presidents heads, and American flags.

"dude your freedom garden is rad!"
"I know! it just sprouted a baldie a few days ago."

by Imtotallynotracist April 29, 2015