You shove you thumb up her ass and wiggle you fingers and she gobbles like a turkey out of excitement
Verb; Turkey Fingered
“An there I was ready to get my back blown out and out of know where he turkey fingered me”
“An there I was ready to get my back blown out and out of know where he turkey fingered me”
by Deezjewells November 1, 2020
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I don’t suppose Lockdown will bother anyone in Wiltshire given that the gene pool is shallower than a municipal pool foot bath, they’re all a bunch of Six Fingered Sister Kissers
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“What else can you call the Eiffel Tower sex position?”
“I call it the 20 Fingered Fellatio Handshake!”
“I call it the 20 Fingered Fellatio Handshake!”
by Glorbax June 13, 2022
Get the 20 Fingered Fellatio Handshake mug.The act of being fingered by someone with poorly cut and non-filed finger nails. The coarse nails of the fingerer leave the fingered feeling immense discomfort and pain.
"Ian didn't file his nails like I asked him, so for the first half of our sexy-time I was getting chicken fingered"
by Douglas Q August 15, 2022
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