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Filipino

Filipinos are ethnic group from Philippines in Southeast Asian continent between Malaysia and Indonesia

they are the only one Spaniard in this continent and they look like an Italian race

they pray to Jesus Christ because Jesus loves them, they are very hardworking and dedicated workers all around the globe and Spain needs them because they speak Spanish

the most noticeable Filipino invention is their crimson red spaghetti made of tomato sauce and candies

to be a Filipino without being from Philippines is, puff your chest out around, gnarl your face like it can lift a 3 pounds of bottled water and and violently scream random filipino words with a Minion accent
person: where you from?

Filipino: i'm from the Philippines, im Filipino and i'm a Spaniard but i look like an Italian, im very handsome!! PROUD TO BE PINOY!!!!

person: that's cool?

Filipino: where you from? why you are not white caucasian? why you have brown eyes and black hair with your beige skin? YOU ARE A FILIPINO LIKE ME!!!!! WE'RE BROTHERS!!!

person: sorry nope, my family are from Puerto Rico

Filipino: DOESNT MATTER, WE'RE ALL FILIPINOS!!!
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Filipino Back Alley

My friend asked a stranger about the Filipino Back Alley, he's never been the same since.
by themiddle May 4, 2009
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Filipinosforgnf

Filipinosforgnf is poggers
by Timed-Theseus July 9, 2021
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Alabama Filipina

When a Filipina comes out in an all leather outfit with a whip in her hands and you have to grab a Dr. Suess book and read it like a 3rd grader.
Mary gave Jacob an Alabama Filipina on Christmas while Rick was watching.
by Roy_McNair January 4, 2023
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Filipino Flophouse

A Filipino Flophouse is essentially a "Dry-docked upper-decker". The act involves turning off the water source of a toilet, flushing the toilet to render it dry in the tank and bowl and then depositing ones excrement in the tank portion of the toilet.
"I was at some assholes house party, he was being a total prick , so I left him the the ole' Filipino Flophouse!"
by ACEE October 20, 2012
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Filipino Rimjob

A sex act where the guy shoved a whole roll of bread up his ass then slowly pushes it back out as a woman licks the garlic butter goodness off the bread and hole at the same time
Pete: “ Hey Dan and Roy, the wife and I decided to spice up our marriage up a bit and did The Filipino Rimjob! Never felt such pleasure in my life!”
by Hoonigan__88 February 10, 2018
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Filipino Toilet

You sit on the edge of a chair (naked), one leg on the other and your partner (also naked) sits on your lap and defecates through the hole. You pick up the turd and rub your partner with it.
Simon: I did a filipino toilet with that chick!
Greg: You're so gross.
by future youtuber :( September 15, 2022
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