fecal baby

Fantasy offspring of the infertile.

"You're little, you're ugly, you smell bad, but your ALL MINE!"

by cornholio October 13, 2003

fecal position

The act of defecating while mimicking the position assumed within the womb.

Patammy was in the fecal position last night, and then he fucked your mom.

by Samir Patric June 11, 2006

The Fecal Pete

The act of shitting into someone's eye

Last night, Debbie and I took part in the newest sexual craze: The Fecal Pete. She's got a thing for that.

by CRE-s October 26, 2013

FECAL DUST

FECAL DUST: It is not a fahrt. iT Is the dust coming from dried feces.

Fhe fecal matter i saw three days ago on the side road near my home has gone. Obviously, after it being treaded on bypedestrians it turned to fecal dust.

by zisis stip May 28, 2020

Fecal Position

The process of shiting on someone while they are taking a shit in the toilet. Or vice versa.

Man, me and that dirty hoe really messed up the bathroom, while we tried the Fecal Position!

by woodsman63 November 14, 2010

fecal file

A human being who is more obsessed with a greasy brown stain in their butt crack, than what it takes to be a "relatively" functioning person in a democratic society.

Just because I gambled and lost doesn't mean that I can't go to church anymore. Everybody poops--unfortunate that everbody can't laugh at other peoples misspoopings--

by Seaniapolis March 26, 2004

Fecal Fountain

The aftermath of slamming your girlfriend/wife in the ass after her having a bit too much beer & Mexican.

"I was slamming Megan in the ass, and when I yanked, she blew her own fucking load on me. I was in the shower, Ace Ventura-style for several hours getting rid of the must..."

by Kal-El August 14, 2003